Elon Mukbang
@dag.bsky.social
My poor feet, 30 miles in the last two days 😭
July 1, 2023 at 3:00 AM
My poor feet, 30 miles in the last two days 😭
What it’s like dating me
June 8, 2023 at 3:18 AM
What it’s like dating me
I gave my talk! We stand with the whales!
June 7, 2023 at 2:54 PM
I gave my talk! We stand with the whales!
Macaroni Po Flotski! Not quite as good as grandma used to make (ran out of onion) but great nostalgia
June 3, 2023 at 5:28 PM
Macaroni Po Flotski! Not quite as good as grandma used to make (ran out of onion) but great nostalgia
One week out from my talk!
First one in person since the pandemic started 🤯
First one in person since the pandemic started 🤯
June 1, 2023 at 3:35 PM
One week out from my talk!
First one in person since the pandemic started 🤯
First one in person since the pandemic started 🤯
Half way thru and the ice killed the foam, but I’m having a good breakfast :)
May 26, 2023 at 12:54 PM
Half way thru and the ice killed the foam, but I’m having a good breakfast :)
It’s still wild that Jay Z got away with saying this in a song. And Kanye, clearly unwell, is the antisemite???
May 25, 2023 at 3:49 PM
It’s still wild that Jay Z got away with saying this in a song. And Kanye, clearly unwell, is the antisemite???
Two months into the pandemic I was going fully crazy
May 24, 2023 at 2:38 PM
Two months into the pandemic I was going fully crazy
Oh damn I’m learning things. BRB channeling vibes
May 19, 2023 at 2:13 PM
Oh damn I’m learning things. BRB channeling vibes
BeReal rly knows how to humble me
May 18, 2023 at 10:48 PM
BeReal rly knows how to humble me
Why is the first selling point on this man’s Career Grindset ad.. “No Porn”?
May 17, 2023 at 3:10 AM
Why is the first selling point on this man’s Career Grindset ad.. “No Porn”?
I looked it up in the code if anyone’s curious, this is how they make the buttons blue
May 15, 2023 at 9:15 PM
I looked it up in the code if anyone’s curious, this is how they make the buttons blue
Name alert @aliceavizandum.bsky.social
May 15, 2023 at 3:26 PM
Name alert @aliceavizandum.bsky.social
Me at 9pm:
“Yea babe just gonna call it early I gotta get up tomorrow”
Me at 4am:
“Yea babe just gonna call it early I gotta get up tomorrow”
Me at 4am:
May 15, 2023 at 12:30 PM
Me at 9pm:
“Yea babe just gonna call it early I gotta get up tomorrow”
Me at 4am:
“Yea babe just gonna call it early I gotta get up tomorrow”
Me at 4am:
I have barely touched the chicken from my last costco run and have somehow crushed 3 of these
May 12, 2023 at 8:59 PM
I have barely touched the chicken from my last costco run and have somehow crushed 3 of these
I finally bought a diffuser and look at the size of this lad
May 12, 2023 at 2:49 PM
I finally bought a diffuser and look at the size of this lad
Seeing these two statements back to back lmao
May 11, 2023 at 7:08 PM
Seeing these two statements back to back lmao
Considering publishing my notes on “Capital In The 21st Century” and remembering how absolutely mind-broken I was by that book that I was considering making shirts with this image
May 10, 2023 at 8:58 PM
Considering publishing my notes on “Capital In The 21st Century” and remembering how absolutely mind-broken I was by that book that I was considering making shirts with this image
Ok I know Only Once Delivery is impossible but this is getting ridiculous
May 10, 2023 at 12:38 PM
Ok I know Only Once Delivery is impossible but this is getting ridiculous