Dai Cann Esquire
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Dai Cann Esquire
@daicannesquire.bsky.social
Tattoo artist, "Bad Ape" lookalike contest winner four years running.
Grumbling running pig of the sneering Cosmic elite,red-hot snowflake ,caustic halfwit.,international foreigner,lavatorian Freeman of Atlantis.
I spent an hour or so getting stoned with a nosey undercover cop at Stonehenge in 1986 during the Pinochet inspired suppression of the peace convoy folks.After a while he realised that I knew he was a pretend hippy and I realised he knew I was lying so we just talked about tattoos.
December 15, 2025 at 7:56 PM
purport to despise. Their affectations of a higher moral purpose remind me of the alcoholic wifebeaters harassing refugee families under the guise of "saving are kids".
It must be unbearable when these self appointed experts wish to take control of where you're theoretically allowed to have a shit.
December 14, 2025 at 1:52 AM
You are in my opinion the moral victor in this unnecessary "culture skirmish" . You are offering an open hand of friendship to fellow human citizens who have been marginalised solely to placate the hubris of grotty intimidators and i applaud you for this.
December 14, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Oh mate. This was a brave,honest and important thing to do.
December 13, 2025 at 11:03 PM
(Examining self in bathroom mirror)-Two out of three ain’t bad!
November 10, 2025 at 12:22 PM
He must secretly feel a bit dispirited to realize how many people know what a lying shitheel he is. Even more so when he sees this side profile photo and realizes he has a head shaped like a golf club
November 6, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Because the people who populate,motivate and maintain NYC are not the same as the xenophobic,entitled heartless fucks who own NYC.
November 6, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I think this could be effective amongst the more casual reform enthusiasts,who you could categorize as “floating voters”. Rather than dogmatic die hard Reformers (previously known as Ukippers,Brexiteers,National Cunts ,Garnettists and Enoch-jockeys),who could be categorized as “voting floaters”.
November 6, 2025 at 3:03 PM
So they blithely assume they’ll romp into power with total ease,& still don’t think that they therefore need any actual workable policies when they’ve got cut and paste slogans for their trollbots & halfwitted acolytes to shriek at passers-by.
October 31, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Be a good place to hold a wake.
October 23, 2025 at 9:54 AM
I thought they used pig carcasses to breed that kind of thing.
August 15, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Wife of Stephen Miller?

Wife of Stephen Miller?
August 14, 2025 at 10:35 PM
That’s a pretty long novel for that situation. I would have leant towards haikus if I was him.
July 18, 2025 at 10:49 AM
July 17, 2025 at 11:20 PM
July 2, 2025 at 5:28 PM
It could be worse-you can conceal your weight with a trendy polo neck whereas I have to employ a midrange garden shed.
July 1, 2025 at 3:03 PM