Merry Christmas to you and Ken! I'm at Lynne's and G is with her mum so it's all pretty chilled x

If it was my kid I'd have them at the police station to be charged.

Do you work near Southampton?

I didn't know Stardew Valley had those options

Hate it, but I'm not in IT admin nowadays.

Not at the company I work for

Can you turn the swearing filter off so that we can really let rip? Also, remove any filter which removes reference to the owners or Hitler. Cheers

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I would have that at my funeral.

Was in hospital a few years back, and hospital radio played Dire Straits' Walk of Life.

St George's Hospital in London has a "Departure Lounge" right by the entrance. Me and my dad thought it a tad disrespectful, but we still laughed

I did 60 mile each way, four days a week, for 9 years. Normally 90 minutes, but did take 3 hours once. Did another 3 years, but decided that I couldn't be arsed with the commute so worked most of the time at home. Left in the end because I hated the job. Now my commute is 16 minutes if I have to.

Burn your pc. Sell your house. Change your name. Leave the country. You're on a list somewhere now

What annoys me most about this fess (more than the affair thing) is the use of "Wife and me".

It's "Wife and I" you illiterate gibbon!

£200? So two bookmarks and a slice of pizza, then