Daily Bumper
dailybumper.bsky.social
Daily Bumper
@dailybumper.bsky.social
I’m Bumper. 52% German Shepherd; 17% pitty; 14% Great Pyrenees; 11% Staffy; 6% this, that & the other. 100% Bumper
BD 4/22/23
Your Daily Bumper is showing you how to greet others in a way that is honoring and makes them feel good… and thus more likely to give you treats.
September 1, 2024 at 8:25 PM
Your Daily Bumper posing with local celebrity.
August 31, 2024 at 1:18 PM
Your Daily Bumper watched his people pack for a trip they didn’t take me own bc it has something to do with “biking.” Whatevs. My babysitter is the coolest. I mean, they are SOOOO COOOL.
August 30, 2024 at 4:15 PM
Your Daily Bumper is always on the lookout.
August 29, 2024 at 3:57 PM
People just jealous bc naps rule.
August 29, 2024 at 3:54 PM
Damnit I’m dashing af.
Good morning. We had a nice long walk. What have you done this morning?
August 29, 2024 at 3:53 PM
Honestly, I just like the cool floor, but the hallway is a little narrow for my liking.
August 29, 2024 at 3:53 PM
Your Daily Bumper dares you take his favorite toy away from him.
August 28, 2024 at 5:02 PM
Your Daily Bumper is giving profile.
August 28, 2024 at 1:28 AM
Your Daily Bumper is wrapping his brain cell around 105 degree heat index and the boredom it creates
August 26, 2024 at 8:02 PM
Your Daily Bumper is getting all the treats out of this damn carton bc apparently this is a “hot weather activity”
August 25, 2024 at 7:31 PM
Your Daily Bumper is me and my BFF Clover starting Saturday off with some teeth sparring.
August 24, 2024 at 3:33 PM
I met the nicest little guy at the dog park today. He’s a squirt— 6 months, 30 pounds (was I ever that smol???) but he played like a champ. Anyway, he needs a home. Someone get him & bring him over to play!
Here’s his link:
www.shelterluv.com/embed/animal...
August 23, 2024 at 8:58 PM
Your Daily Bumper is taking a nap.
August 23, 2024 at 2:51 PM
Your Daily Bumper is when I first met the big lake, Gichigami. I was kinda scared bc I was a little guy but my person helped me and I love the lake and you should, too.
August 22, 2024 at 10:33 PM
Damn I’m good looking.
On our way to Sebastian Joe’s for ice cream for @lauriappelbaum.bsky.social, Bumper stopped to pose next to his name.
August 22, 2024 at 2:19 AM
Your Daily Bumper is bored
August 21, 2024 at 9:40 PM
Chewed a stick bc my person would t let me go after those deer
Finished my syllabus and course canvass page, so Bumper and I took a stroll at Bdote. Saw a couple hoofed comrades and Bumper stopped to chew a stick in the middle of the trail, as one does.
August 21, 2024 at 2:24 AM
Your Daily Bumper:How it started, how it’s going.
August 20, 2024 at 7:22 PM
Nighty-night. May you catch all the squirrels and eat all the peanut butter in your dreams…
August 20, 2024 at 2:06 AM
Your Daily Bumper is me when I was a little guy helping my spare person fix my main person’s bike.
August 19, 2024 at 3:50 PM
Your Daily Bumper is my recommendation for this nifty toy that squeaks and is good to chew on and makes an excellent tug and keep-away toy.
August 18, 2024 at 5:49 PM
Me and this cone have beef going way back…
Good morning to everyone except this cone which Bumper found to be offensively placed and in need of relocation.
August 18, 2024 at 2:12 PM
Reposted by Daily Bumper
Bumper is listening…
August 17, 2024 at 9:21 PM
Your Daily Bumper is that time I first interviewed my now-and-forever person to see if I wanted her to be my now-and-forever person. I was a little guy but she didn’t scare me. I hired her, obvs.
August 17, 2024 at 5:49 PM