Daily Shark Facts (except I’m always late)
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A post a day keeps the shark away
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Posts made by me, my friends and random people I talk too.
If you want to suggest something, tweet it at me :D
Managed by @plusblue.xyz
Posts made by me, my friends and random people I talk too.
If you want to suggest something, tweet it at me :D
Sharks are blue da ba dee da ba da
December 23, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Sharks are blue da ba dee da ba da
My bf sent me this so it must be true
December 20, 2025 at 12:18 PM
My bf sent me this so it must be true
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The reason this account has been inactive for 3 months is that sharks hibernate between September and December, before the bears want to use the caves to hibernate and kick the sharks out.
December 10, 2025 at 3:43 PM
The reason this account has been inactive for 3 months is that sharks hibernate between September and December, before the bears want to use the caves to hibernate and kick the sharks out.
Did you know the term ‘skinwalkers’ actually came from sharks, about 10 years ago sharks disguised themselves as humans and walked among us, they quickly realised humans are vile and quickly fled back to the ocean.
December 9, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Did you know the term ‘skinwalkers’ actually came from sharks, about 10 years ago sharks disguised themselves as humans and walked among us, they quickly realised humans are vile and quickly fled back to the ocean.
I REMEMBERED THE PASSWORD TO MY ACCOUNT YIPPIEEEEE 🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋 (and that isn’t a shark but the shark emoji is ugly anyways, this one is much better)
October 22, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I REMEMBERED THE PASSWORD TO MY ACCOUNT YIPPIEEEEE 🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋 (and that isn’t a shark but the shark emoji is ugly anyways, this one is much better)
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That’s why he hates small boats. Big boats have more people on to jump up and eat
September 10, 2025 at 12:28 PM
That’s why he hates small boats. Big boats have more people on to jump up and eat
Nigel Farage is not a human, He is in fact a shark who was deported from the whole ocean.
September 9, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Nigel Farage is not a human, He is in fact a shark who was deported from the whole ocean.
Sharks are EXTREMELY comfortable, source: my giant blahaj plush which is the size of my entire body
August 30, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Sharks are EXTREMELY comfortable, source: my giant blahaj plush which is the size of my entire body
Imagine if sharks looked like bees, like how goofy would it be to see a giant bee swimming towards you
August 29, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Imagine if sharks looked like bees, like how goofy would it be to see a giant bee swimming towards you
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You know who’s scared of sharks… and would rather get electrocuted?? Keep and eye out for his fat orange a$$ too.
a little girl is laughing with her fist in the air while wearing a vest and tie .
ALT: a little girl is laughing with her fist in the air while wearing a vest and tie .
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August 27, 2025 at 12:33 AM
You know who’s scared of sharks… and would rather get electrocuted?? Keep and eye out for his fat orange a$$ too.
As soon as Elon Musk sets his foot into the ocean, I will know and I WILL set my army of sharks after him
August 27, 2025 at 12:08 AM
As soon as Elon Musk sets his foot into the ocean, I will know and I WILL set my army of sharks after him
Today’s motivational quote;
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If a sharks ever swam up to you.. it’s because you stink, take a shower you stinky boy
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If a sharks ever swam up to you.. it’s because you stink, take a shower you stinky boy
July 30, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Today’s motivational quote;
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If a sharks ever swam up to you.. it’s because you stink, take a shower you stinky boy
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If a sharks ever swam up to you.. it’s because you stink, take a shower you stinky boy
It’s been a while huh. Sorry I got brainwashed into believing sharks don’t exist
June 5, 2025 at 11:02 AM
It’s been a while huh. Sorry I got brainwashed into believing sharks don’t exist
Sharks AAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHWAWAWAWWWAWAWA *breathes out AAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAWHAHWHAHAHWHHAHAHWHAHAHWHHAHWHWHWHAHHWHWHAHWHWHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
May 19, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Sharks AAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHWAWAWAWWWAWAWA *breathes out AAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAWHAHWHAHAHWHHAHAHWHAHAHWHHAHWHWHWHAHHWHWHAHWHWHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Someone just told me sharks are real, I genuinely can’t believe it, I just assumed they were a fake monster put into fiction like deers 😭😭😭
May 17, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Someone just told me sharks are real, I genuinely can’t believe it, I just assumed they were a fake monster put into fiction like deers 😭😭😭
House MD is actually a shark
May 14, 2025 at 4:39 PM
House MD is actually a shark
Sharks all collectively say, Belgium was robbed by not qualifying for Eurovision
May 13, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Sharks all collectively say, Belgium was robbed by not qualifying for Eurovision
Sharks love PUPTheBand for their energetic punk pop music (not biased bc I’m going to see them tonight)
May 12, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Sharks love PUPTheBand for their energetic punk pop music (not biased bc I’m going to see them tonight)
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💃🏿🕺👯Oh I could really have a fish right now, fish right now, fish right now 💃🏿🕺👯
May 10, 2025 at 9:45 PM
💃🏿🕺👯Oh I could really have a fish right now, fish right now, fish right now 💃🏿🕺👯
🕺💃 Imagine if sharks in the twilight ocean are like blue whales 💃🕺
May 10, 2025 at 8:52 PM
🕺💃 Imagine if sharks in the twilight ocean are like blue whales 💃🕺
Sorry for the lack of posts here, it’s hard to be on Bluesky when I’m swimming
May 7, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Sorry for the lack of posts here, it’s hard to be on Bluesky when I’m swimming
Sharks are being paranoid, what if it’s Opposite Day huh?!?, think about that next time you open your mouth, the sharks are enraged!
Correct
May 5, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Sharks are being paranoid, what if it’s Opposite Day huh?!?, think about that next time you open your mouth, the sharks are enraged!
Sharks 🦈
May 4, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Sharks 🦈
There’s a whale on this, that’s close enough so I can post it here right? youtu.be/bRTyLRsHDvU?...
Remember Monday - Husavik (My Hometown) | United Kingdom 🇬🇧 | #EurovisionALBM
YouTube video by Eurovision Song Contest
youtu.be
May 2, 2025 at 5:21 PM
There’s a whale on this, that’s close enough so I can post it here right? youtu.be/bRTyLRsHDvU?...
I found some sharks in the wild, very cute
May 1, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I found some sharks in the wild, very cute