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Trump Already Installed a Cabinet in the White House For Nobel Peace Prize

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - Donald Trump has already bought and installed the cabinet for his owed Nobel Peace Prize in the White House, Oval Office.

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Unofficial Daily Squib Bot @dailysquib-rss.bsky.social · 14h

Experts: Trump Needs to Destroy China Economically

BEIJING - China - Victor Gao, Vice President of the Centre for China and Globalisation, has made nuclear threats to the USA.

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Unofficial Daily Squib Bot @dailysquib-rss.bsky.social · 1d

Militant African Americans Want to Bring Back Segregation

DETROIT - USA - Some sections of the African American population want to bring back segregation.

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Labour Will Introduce Social Credit Scores With Digital ID

LONDON - England - With the Digital ID scheme, Labour is also planning on introducing Chinese style Social Credit Scores.

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Unofficial Daily Squib Bot @dailysquib-rss.bsky.social · 1d

Tories and Labour: We Promise This We Promise That

MANCHESTER - England - As the Conservative Party's conference winds down, it's more of the same - hope, and false promise.

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Unofficial Daily Squib Bot @dailysquib-rss.bsky.social · 3d

Great News! Comrade Starmer Approval Rating Now -56%

SCUNTHORPE - England - Comrade Starmer has hailed his catastrophic poll disapproval rating of -55% as a victory in Labour's policies ruining the PRSB.

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Unofficial Daily Squib Bot @dailysquib-rss.bsky.social · 3d

Putin Loves the Slow, Slow West

MOSCOW - Russia - Britain's enemies are thanking the slow West for its inefficiency and inadequate weak plodding ineffectual lack of action even in crisis.

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Unofficial Daily Squib Bot @dailysquib-rss.bsky.social · 3d

Soviet Tory Party is Same as Soviet Labour Party Says Badenoch

MANCHESTER - England - Comrade Kemi Badenoch reveals what everyone knew anyway. The Tory Party is the same as the Labour Party.

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Unofficial Daily Squib Bot @dailysquib-rss.bsky.social · 3d

Woke Amazon Destroys James Bond

HOLLYWOOD - USA - Woke Amazon has already started to destroy the cult image of James Bond by airbrushing his gun out of posters.

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Unofficial Daily Squib Bot @dailysquib-rss.bsky.social · 4d

Wokerati Panic As Netflix Loses $25 Billion After Musk Call

LOS ANGELES - USA - The woke programmers and engineers of Netflix are in panic mode as Elon Musk calls for people to dump subscriptions.

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Unofficial Daily Squib Bot @dailysquib-rss.bsky.social · 5d

Shock as UK Advert Found Without Black Person

LONDON - England - Black people are usually in every TV advert in the UK, but one man was shocked when he saw an ad without one black person in it.

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"Thanks to me appeasing terrorism, Jews are not safe in Britain"

MANCHESTER - England - Comrade Starmer reveals appeasing terrorism in the PRSB means Jews are not safe in Britain.

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Unofficial Daily Squib Bot @dailysquib-rss.bsky.social · 6d

Hegseth Backs Down on Fat Generals

QUANTICO - USA - The United States secretary of defense Pete Hegseth has backed down on banning fat generals in the U.S. Army after a revolt in the military.

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Unofficial Daily Squib Bot @dailysquib-rss.bsky.social · 8d

Democrats Need a Sense of Humour Trump Team Says

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - The deluded dumb Democrats just don't have a sense of humour any more, and the Trump team are proving that fact.

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Unofficial Daily Squib Bot @dailysquib-rss.bsky.social · 8d

Comrades, Commissar Reeves Hails More Taxes For Working People

LIVERPOOL - England - Commissar Reeves will put more taxation upon working people, she proudly announced at this year's Labour conference.

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Unofficial Daily Squib Bot @dailysquib-rss.bsky.social · 9d

Yay! According to Labour Minister, "Paki Bashers" Are Back

LIVERPOOL - England - The Home Secretary Shabana Mahmood delivered a divisive speech during her address to the Labour Party conference, referencing "Paki bashers".

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Unofficial Daily Squib Bot @dailysquib-rss.bsky.social · 9d

Exploring the Rising Demand for Flexible Care Solutions

LONDON - England - Flexible and affordable care solutions do not have to be unattainable dreams. We outline how you and your family can benefit fully.

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Unofficial Daily Squib Bot @dailysquib-rss.bsky.social · 10d

THINK TANK - Russian Incursions and Nato Drone Wall Escalation - De-escalation

LONDON - England - There are alternatives and variations to creating a Nato drone wall to counteract Russian incursions into Europe.

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Unofficial Daily Squib Bot @dailysquib-rss.bsky.social · 12d

Fake Asylum Seekers Will be Given UK Digital ID Cards

DOVER - UK - The digital ID cards scheme will increase trafficking of fake asylum seekers to the UK from France.

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Unofficial Daily Squib Bot @dailysquib-rss.bsky.social · 13d

SDIM25 - World Economic Forum Summit Sustainable Development Impact Meetings

NEW YORK - USA - World leaders gather to tackle growth, climate and technology at SDIM25 for the World Economic Forum summit.

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LABOUR SLEAZE - Morgan McSwindle and the Missing £750,000

LONDON - England - Keir Starmer's chief henchman Morgan McSwindle and the missing £750,000 Labour donation that was not declared.

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Unofficial Daily Squib Bot @dailysquib-rss.bsky.social · 13d

Always Exploit a Crisis - Digital ID Cards

SCUNTHORPE - England - Mass immigration was allowed so that the outcry from the population and subsequent crisis would be exploited to bring in digital ID cards.

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Unofficial Daily Squib Bot @dailysquib-rss.bsky.social · 15d

Trump Tears New A**h*le For Ineffectual UN

NEW YORK CITY - USA - Read the full transcript of Donald Trump's defining speech at the UN assembly.

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Unofficial Daily Squib Bot @dailysquib-rss.bsky.social · 15d

Starmer to Greet Hamas Ambassador For UK Hamas Embassy

LONDON - England - After rewarding Hamas for terrorism by recognising the Hamas state, Keir Starmer prepares for the UK Hamas embassy opening.

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Global Growth Warning: Economists Brace for Systemic Shift

NEW YORK - USA - The World Economic Forum warns of economic headwinds for global growth.

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