Sarah / Doug
@dainalynn.bsky.social
Just hacked my governor module...
WH is Big Mad at Jimmy Kimmel lol.
January 16, 2026 at 11:19 PM
WH is Big Mad at Jimmy Kimmel lol.
FedEx sucks. Any time someone ships via FedEx, it means they don't give a crap about their customers. Every single time I've had a FedEx shipment, they say they've made delivery attempts, even when I've stayed home all day long waiting. Also, their customer service and voicemail tree sucks.
November 30, 2025 at 3:03 AM
FedEx sucks. Any time someone ships via FedEx, it means they don't give a crap about their customers. Every single time I've had a FedEx shipment, they say they've made delivery attempts, even when I've stayed home all day long waiting. Also, their customer service and voicemail tree sucks.
4/16, 47 yards and an interception. I did not watch the game, but I've seen enough. #shedeursanders
November 18, 2025 at 2:44 AM
4/16, 47 yards and an interception. I did not watch the game, but I've seen enough. #shedeursanders
Somewhere out there right now, a 30 year-old politician is planning his run for President in 40 years....
October 19, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Somewhere out there right now, a 30 year-old politician is planning his run for President in 40 years....
The whole beard-without-a-mustache thing still creeps me out; there's only one person in American history who's ever been able to pull that off - Abraham Lincoln...
October 5, 2025 at 3:25 AM
The whole beard-without-a-mustache thing still creeps me out; there's only one person in American history who's ever been able to pull that off - Abraham Lincoln...
As a #Vikings fan, hoping that McCarthy stinks it up so that #MaxBrosmer sees the field this season. #LetBrosmerCook
September 15, 2025 at 3:41 AM
As a #Vikings fan, hoping that McCarthy stinks it up so that #MaxBrosmer sees the field this season. #LetBrosmerCook
Kiss my grits, indeed. RIP Polly "Flo" Holliday. Sorry about the country.
September 10, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Kiss my grits, indeed. RIP Polly "Flo" Holliday. Sorry about the country.
Discord, I don't give a shit about your overlay.
September 1, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Discord, I don't give a shit about your overlay.
Where is JD Vance?
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media.tenor.com
August 19, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Where is JD Vance?
Always, @limebike.bsky.social, always. #FCKRDY
August 16, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Always, @limebike.bsky.social, always. #FCKRDY
They would be ALL OVER Hillary's or Biden's ass if they left plans for their traitorous summits in a hotel room. Like "This is a National Scandal"-levels of outrage. But that would never happen, because Hillary, Joe, or Kamala would have competent staffers.
August 16, 2025 at 6:03 PM
They would be ALL OVER Hillary's or Biden's ass if they left plans for their traitorous summits in a hotel room. Like "This is a National Scandal"-levels of outrage. But that would never happen, because Hillary, Joe, or Kamala would have competent staffers.
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An old Russian joke that feels like it was written yesterday
Every day,an old woman went to a news stand, bought a paper, glaced at it, and threw it away. Finally the owner asked her why
"I'm checking the obituaries"
"But the obituaries aren't on the front page"
"The one I'm looking for will be"
Every day,an old woman went to a news stand, bought a paper, glaced at it, and threw it away. Finally the owner asked her why
"I'm checking the obituaries"
"But the obituaries aren't on the front page"
"The one I'm looking for will be"
August 14, 2025 at 10:44 PM
An old Russian joke that feels like it was written yesterday
Every day,an old woman went to a news stand, bought a paper, glaced at it, and threw it away. Finally the owner asked her why
"I'm checking the obituaries"
"But the obituaries aren't on the front page"
"The one I'm looking for will be"
Every day,an old woman went to a news stand, bought a paper, glaced at it, and threw it away. Finally the owner asked her why
"I'm checking the obituaries"
"But the obituaries aren't on the front page"
"The one I'm looking for will be"
Saw a sign near an elevator today referencing "People with mobility needs." Before thinking "Hey, that's me," my brain wondered if a "Need for Speed" qualified as a Mobility Need. #topgun #disability #kennedysdisease #SBMA
August 15, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Saw a sign near an elevator today referencing "People with mobility needs." Before thinking "Hey, that's me," my brain wondered if a "Need for Speed" qualified as a Mobility Need. #topgun #disability #kennedysdisease #SBMA
Reposted by Sarah / Doug
Becky Chambers is my new #WomanCrush #WorldCon2025
August 14, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Becky Chambers is my new #WomanCrush #WorldCon2025
I would not wish #kennedys disease on anyone, but not having to stand for 2 and a half hours in a registration line is nice. And appreciated. Thank you, #seattleworldcon2025
August 13, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I would not wish #kennedys disease on anyone, but not having to stand for 2 and a half hours in a registration line is nice. And appreciated. Thank you, #seattleworldcon2025
I can't tell you how many times a day I flip the bird at my television.
August 12, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I can't tell you how many times a day I flip the bird at my television.
My Chemical Romance. Seattle, July 2025. Waiting for the show to start; they just opened the roof.
July 12, 2025 at 1:53 AM
My Chemical Romance. Seattle, July 2025. Waiting for the show to start; they just opened the roof.
As god is my witness, I have never seen anyone but old white men on reclining bikes.
June 28, 2025 at 9:47 PM
As god is my witness, I have never seen anyone but old white men on reclining bikes.
Somewhere, Merrick Garland is giggling quietly to himself.
June 28, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Somewhere, Merrick Garland is giggling quietly to himself.
I WOULD VOTE FOR BRAD LANDER. MORE OF THIS TYPE OF ENERGY, PLEASE. RESIST WHENEVER POSSIBLE.
June 17, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I WOULD VOTE FOR BRAD LANDER. MORE OF THIS TYPE OF ENERGY, PLEASE. RESIST WHENEVER POSSIBLE.