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daisy bard @daisybard.bsky.social · Mar 27

no pain au chocolat, no gain au chocolat

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daisy bard @daisybard.bsky.social · 1d

going on mat leave, just deleted work email and teams from my phone

nicole kidman post divorce from tom cruise, dressed

daisy bard @daisybard.bsky.social · 18d

reached the stage of pregnancy where i can balance stuff on the bump. have essentially metamorphosed into a table

daisy bard @daisybard.bsky.social · Jul 13

pregnancy is literally this

illustrated picture of gregor samsa from metamorphosis on his back, a bug in a bed

daisy bard @daisybard.bsky.social · Jul 13

very good
never read

“a little life” selling on vinted
says “very good” underneath
then on the description says “never read”

daisy bard @daisybard.bsky.social · Jul 9

thank you so much 🙏🏼

daisy bard @daisybard.bsky.social · Jul 9

already raising him to be a legend

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daisy bard @daisybard.bsky.social · Jul 9

greggs sponsorship when

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daisy bard @daisybard.bsky.social · Jul 3

instead of “this way to the dark side” this should so obviously be “luke…i am your daddy”

a poster for The Empire Strips Back that says “THIS WAY TO THE DARK SIDE”

daisy bard @daisybard.bsky.social · Jun 8

is it “giant couscous”…or is it tiny pasta. open your minds sheeple

daisy bard @daisybard.bsky.social · Jun 6

SJP in the new "and just like that" wearing a hat that is a giant mushroom

super mario in the mushroom kingdom, meeting the mushroom people

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daisy bard @daisybard.bsky.social · Jun 6

for once i am speechless

news article: Sarah Jessica Parker Explains Her Viral Hat for And Just Like That... Season 3 Premiere, Says It Finished 'Incomplete' Look.
“I saw the hat and wanted it on my head,” she recalled

SJP wearing a giant chequered mushroom hat on her head. even by SATC standards this one is nuts

daisy bard @daisybard.bsky.social · Jun 1

the ending to mad men we should have had

graffiti on a wall that says: “SAL IS GAY:
AND WE ARE All VERY Sopportive of it”

daisy bard @daisybard.bsky.social · Apr 22

gonna start saying “i’m glad i made you laugh” whenever anyone famous dies

post from Jimmy Fallon:
“It was an honor meeting Pope Francis last summer. I'm glad I made you laugh. Thank you for your encouraging words. Rest in peace.”

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daisy bard @daisybard.bsky.social · Apr 22

i won’t be watching the new harry potter series because i like trans people 🤷🏻‍♀️ and she is an exec producer and she will be getting money from it so pretty simple one that

daisy bard @daisybard.bsky.social · Apr 21

RE-RELEASE CONCLAVE IN CINEMAS NOW

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daisy bard @daisybard.bsky.social · Apr 14

saw a swan in a nest today surrounded by bread and my first and only thought was this queen knows how to live

massive swan in a nest surrounded by bread absolutely thriving

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daisy bard @daisybard.bsky.social · Apr 12

anyone else feeling like the dire wolf has some inscrutable part to play in this whole stock market nightmare? dire wolf of wall street is that anything