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Doooom & Gloooom, glitter & shiny shit, pretentious poetry, Wiggles, Christmas, crap jokes, photos, nature, socially unfit. Naughty stories 18+: https://www.lushstories.com/profile/Shylass Nice stories All Ages: https://www.storiesspace.com/profile/daisy

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Daisy @daisyshylass.bsky.social · Dec 10

[Insert incredibly witty, hilarious, astute, cuttingly brilliant flap* here]

*I suppose it's not a tweet from a little bird, and butterflies are silent, but they flap their wings, so...🤷‍♀️

Daisy @daisyshylass.bsky.social · 9h

How wonderful! 🤩

Have you read "Sarum" by Edward Rutherfurd? It's a fantastic novel tracing Sarum and its development (including Stonehenge), and later Salisbury, through the eyes of various families throughout the centuries. My favourite is "London", but both are unmissable. 🌟

Daisy @daisyshylass.bsky.social · 13h

That's if they'd even bloody let us in. 🙄

Hope you guys are doing well. 🌟🤗🤗🤗💖

Daisy @daisyshylass.bsky.social · 13h

My dual nationality fellow family members here don't recognise it anymore, and we all agree, we're even too ashamed to want to claim it now, let alone attempt to visit our blood relatives there. We're just glad our mother can't see what's become of it. She was already heartbroken as it was. 😭

Daisy @daisyshylass.bsky.social · 1d

I said that already. I must have meant it. 🌟🥰💖

Daisy @daisyshylass.bsky.social · 1d

Bloody brilliant start, in my opinion. 🌟🤗💖

Daisy @daisyshylass.bsky.social · 1d

That's bloody brilliant! I'm proper proud of you, and I hope you can be proud of yourself, too. 🥰🌟💖

Daisy @daisyshylass.bsky.social · 4d

So sorry about the family ailments! I hope all of you are able to heal quickly, and especially you with your surgery - I hope all goes well. We'll be here when you're ready (whether you like it or not 😂).

A photograph of a smiling gingerbread man standing on a stone bench, waving and holding on to a small, turquoise blue glass bottle full of lawn daisies. There is a backdrop behind him of a white and purple fuschia bush. He wishes well to all who see him, despite the fact that I ate him just after I took the photo. It's okay, though, he lives in Gingerbread Heaven now, happy that he fulfilled his greatest potential in life, in causing at least one person to smile, and maybe more, if his picture caused you to smile, too.

Daisy @daisyshylass.bsky.social · 4d

Chiggypigs. 🥰😂

Daisy @daisyshylass.bsky.social · 4d

Well, just promise me that when it starts agreeing with your feelings about yourself, you'll boot the bugger out the window. And the bot, too. 🤗💖

Daisy @daisyshylass.bsky.social · 4d

How did that go for you? I daren't try anything like that in case it wants to actually engage with me - I have enough trouble trying to avoid conversations with Actual People. 😖

Daisy @daisyshylass.bsky.social · 4d

Happy Birthday, Not-So-Little'un! 🎉🎉🎉 Celebrating another year wonderful! 🌟

Mini Wiggle just turned 8 (he wanted a Minecraft cake and rocks for presents). 😂

A photograph of Giggles the Caterpillar cake, with lighted coloured star candles all along her back.

Daisy @daisyshylass.bsky.social · 6d

I haven't heard about a new Downton! Bloody hell, it's silly times like this when I realise Mother is really gone (she'd have been going on about it non-stop). 😢

Daisy @daisyshylass.bsky.social · 9d

How big are the sheep these days?! That's a fisherman's pose angle if ever I saw one. 😂

Daisy @daisyshylass.bsky.social · 10d

Great choice, she's a very funny lady. 🌟

Daisy @daisyshylass.bsky.social · 10d

As mentioned over on Shitter (I'm still struggling to juggle the two sites 🤪), my friend @killertunes.bsky.social and his horror movie podcast are well worth a follow, and his Youtube channel brings his horror stories straight into your brain via your lug holes. 😱

m.youtube.com/@DoctorGallow

Doctor Gallow's Ghosts, Monsters and Legends

Your host Doctor Gallow talks ghosts, monsters and legends in regular mini webisodes. Subscribe for: Crytpids Cryptozoology Monsters Ghosts Hauntings Horror Creepypasta Myths and legends

Daisy @daisyshylass.bsky.social · 10d

Also known as Novocastrians, they are a friendly, welcoming people, despite their history of battles between the "Jocks and the Geordies" in times past. I have family up there. 🌟

Daisy @daisyshylass.bsky.social · 11d

Agreed.

🤗💖

Daisy @daisyshylass.bsky.social · 14d

"Doughball Boy was a lump of dough. Heavy & sticky, he did his best to be cheerful. But it's hard to be cheerful when you're just a lump of raw dough without a shape people can recognise..."

Join him to find out who he'll become!

#WyrdWednesday #Stories
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Doughball Boy and The Bakeryboo Finding You Summer Holiday

What does a doughball turn into when he Finds Himself?

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Daisy @daisyshylass.bsky.social · 17d

I don't understand why people don't write, "How much would you charge for [needs of group & other relevant information], please?" And then if they can't afford it, reply with "Thank you for your time, we hope to be able to book you at another time in the future." and then start saving. 🤷‍♀️

Daisy @daisyshylass.bsky.social · 17d

Santa Claus: The Movie (severely underrated!).

Scrooge (1970, A. Finney=the ONLY worthy Ebenezer, & I regularly sing "Thank You Very Much").

The Muppets Christmas Carol (multiple songs as daily alarms).

Mickey's Christmas Carol (+cartoon collection after it on VHS).

National Lampoons 🎄 Vacation.

Daisy @daisyshylass.bsky.social · 19d

What a long way you have both come! Congratulations to you, Spike - you picked a very good human, and showed such generosity in bringing Dandy into your family. May you all have such peace and fun together as has never been known before. 🌟💖

A photograph of a little ginger puppy, called Ginger Wiggle, excitedly jumping off the top of a sand dune with his ears flying up and a big grin on his face. There are stickers all over the picture of flowers underlining "Congratulations!", and star-shaped confetti all over as if flying out of the party popper on the mid top left.

Daisy @daisyshylass.bsky.social · 19d

Morning.

Grey.

Early #Birds inc:
Spotted Flycatcher! Robin, Canada Goose, Chiffchaff, Curlew, Dunnock, Wood Pigeon, Jackdaw, Herring Gull, Rook.

#Sunrise #LoveUKWeather

A photograph taken through my bedroom window of the sky behind the silhouetted treetops of Wiggle Wood, showing a thousand shades of grey in fluffy, multilayered banks of cloud. There is a tiny smear line of gold just on the horizon behind the trees where the sun is trying to show.

Daisy @daisyshylass.bsky.social · 21d

There's a whole lot more wrapping going on out there than I realised! 😳

A Google search that begins, "Why are people wrapping", and the suggested search has brought up various sentence finishes, that are...

"...cybertrucks"
"...their cars in plastic in bakersfield"
"...their trees"
"...their luggage"
"...their phones in foil"
"...cars"
"...their cars in Christmas lights"
and the most bizarre one, "why are people wrapped in foil".

Daisy @daisyshylass.bsky.social · 21d

I know. And they couldn't find any! So I got cows and rainbows. AND I LOVE THEM. 😭😭😭

Daisy @daisyshylass.bsky.social · 21d

Jack O' the Lantern wanders o'night,
Wisping in marshlands & moorlands abright.
Travellers 'ware lest the de'il take your soul -
He'll ne'er take sneak Jack's since he trickd him of old.
Instead bring Jack Lantern to sit in your home &
Ward away spirits, forever to roam.

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Halloween Autumn decoration, Pumpkin harvest, Autumn Figure 'Jack O Lantern'

Unusual art doll in autumn colours. Jack O Lantern with his pumpkin head holding a pumpkin. The Jack O Lantern figure is made using wire wrapped with wool yarn. Jack's head is wool fibres jabbed in...