Dale Greenwell
@dalegreenwellvt.bsky.social
Virtual Bartender on twitch, don't expect much yet.
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Introduction posts feel weird to do, just throw me in the blender and reduce me to your first opinions.
So because of an injury I have accidentally put Icy Hot on my nipple. O w.
January 13, 2026 at 6:07 AM
So because of an injury I have accidentally put Icy Hot on my nipple. O w.
I would suck someone silly for Metal cassette tapes. No, I do not mean metal, the genre.
January 9, 2026 at 3:15 AM
I would suck someone silly for Metal cassette tapes. No, I do not mean metal, the genre.
My new phone made my carrier blacklist my sim card, I'm going to sob
January 8, 2026 at 1:56 AM
My new phone made my carrier blacklist my sim card, I'm going to sob
why is my cat so insistent on stepping on my balls, my boy you are called Fatty for a reason, I dO NOT NEED 15 POUNDS ON MY BITS
January 6, 2026 at 5:48 AM
why is my cat so insistent on stepping on my balls, my boy you are called Fatty for a reason, I dO NOT NEED 15 POUNDS ON MY BITS
I wanna play magic, anyone feel like playing/learning how to play Magic The Gathering on stream?
January 6, 2026 at 3:09 AM
I wanna play magic, anyone feel like playing/learning how to play Magic The Gathering on stream?
What even goes into roguelike game design
January 3, 2026 at 6:26 PM
What even goes into roguelike game design
i'm so fucking tired of ai i am actually going to switch to Linux full time now. no joke, i would rather mess about to try and transfer everything then spend more time removing all the shit Microsoft adds.
January 3, 2026 at 4:57 AM
i'm so fucking tired of ai i am actually going to switch to Linux full time now. no joke, i would rather mess about to try and transfer everything then spend more time removing all the shit Microsoft adds.
Esteemed members of the Blue sky feed, he is biting my thighs and my fingers.
One of the cats of the house has made it a habit to stab me every evening. By that I mean he sits on my hip and makes biscuits while purring loudly till I give in and pet him.
December 30, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Esteemed members of the Blue sky feed, he is biting my thighs and my fingers.
One of the cats of the house has made it a habit to stab me every evening. By that I mean he sits on my hip and makes biscuits while purring loudly till I give in and pet him.
December 30, 2025 at 6:44 AM
One of the cats of the house has made it a habit to stab me every evening. By that I mean he sits on my hip and makes biscuits while purring loudly till I give in and pet him.
Some day I will be normal. That day is not today, I NEED TO SEE ONE OF MY OCS RAILED BY TENTACLES BEFORE THE END OF JANUARY.
December 30, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Some day I will be normal. That day is not today, I NEED TO SEE ONE OF MY OCS RAILED BY TENTACLES BEFORE THE END OF JANUARY.
I think the only thing I regret is not letting enough tentacles violate me this year. Need to fix that in the next one.
December 27, 2025 at 10:51 AM
I think the only thing I regret is not letting enough tentacles violate me this year. Need to fix that in the next one.
we doing crimbus stuff today and tomorrow, if y'all don't have family to be with stop in for some company yeah? our hearth is always open for guests during the holidays.
twitch.tv/dalegreenwell
twitch.tv/dalegreenwell
Twitch
Twitch is the world
twitch.tv
December 24, 2025 at 8:49 PM
we doing crimbus stuff today and tomorrow, if y'all don't have family to be with stop in for some company yeah? our hearth is always open for guests during the holidays.
twitch.tv/dalegreenwell
twitch.tv/dalegreenwell
I'm also here
December 24, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I'm also here
I feel sick as hell, but I'm still going to try and stream today, watch me be all croaky lmao
December 22, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I feel sick as hell, but I'm still going to try and stream today, watch me be all croaky lmao
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I don’t like doing this but I don’t really have a choice my pc is soon be dead like it bearly works and it’s a laptop and we’ll work has cut my hours so much it’s hard to pay my bills so I’m just gonna say this if anyone can donate it would be great help ko-fi.com/mihrlolveal/...
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December 22, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I don’t like doing this but I don’t really have a choice my pc is soon be dead like it bearly works and it’s a laptop and we’ll work has cut my hours so much it’s hard to pay my bills so I’m just gonna say this if anyone can donate it would be great help ko-fi.com/mihrlolveal/...
oh boy, i love shaking my fist at AI over and over because people keep using it. this is absolutely something i want to do.
December 20, 2025 at 8:13 AM
oh boy, i love shaking my fist at AI over and over because people keep using it. this is absolutely something i want to do.
it's the last day of my birthday bash thing, and i hope next year i can spend a little more time with my community. being honest this year was hard for a multitude of reasons, and i hope the coming year i'll be able to be a better creator for y'all. stay safe, happy holidays, and maybe listen in ;)
December 18, 2025 at 7:28 PM
it's the last day of my birthday bash thing, and i hope next year i can spend a little more time with my community. being honest this year was hard for a multitude of reasons, and i hope the coming year i'll be able to be a better creator for y'all. stay safe, happy holidays, and maybe listen in ;)
My power keeps flickering off, and that's usually fine, but I've got a Roku hooked up to my monitor, meaning I keep getting flashbanged when it comes back
December 17, 2025 at 10:37 AM
My power keeps flickering off, and that's usually fine, but I've got a Roku hooked up to my monitor, meaning I keep getting flashbanged when it comes back
Reposted by Dale Greenwell
My birthday is the 31st so I’ll be trying to do streams every day leading up to it including on it as a sort of celebration
a close up of a white cat 's face with a pink nose .
Alt: a close up of a white cat 's face with a pink nose .
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December 17, 2025 at 1:56 AM
My birthday is the 31st so I’ll be trying to do streams every day leading up to it including on it as a sort of celebration
Not feeling well, but I'll stream first thing tomorrow for my birthday to make up for not being able to do it day off, stay safe and happy holidays
December 17, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Not feeling well, but I'll stream first thing tomorrow for my birthday to make up for not being able to do it day off, stay safe and happy holidays
Tell me why I'm at work with no keys to get into cases and both registers down with the inability to go home
December 16, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Tell me why I'm at work with no keys to get into cases and both registers down with the inability to go home
Aight so hey, it's my birthday on the 16th. I'll probably be doing some stuff for it on the day of and a few days before and after, but honestly? Don't get me anything. Save for your holidays.
December 14, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Aight so hey, it's my birthday on the 16th. I'll probably be doing some stuff for it on the day of and a few days before and after, but honestly? Don't get me anything. Save for your holidays.
It's apparently the anniversary of when i got affiliated on twitch so????
www.twitch.tv/dalegreenwell
www.twitch.tv/dalegreenwell
Twitch
Twitch is the world
twitch.tv
December 10, 2025 at 4:16 AM
It's apparently the anniversary of when i got affiliated on twitch so????
www.twitch.tv/dalegreenwell
www.twitch.tv/dalegreenwell
I can't believe that my bard character gets his magic through lying so well the universe believes him, who does that
December 8, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I can't believe that my bard character gets his magic through lying so well the universe believes him, who does that
i am so tired of people getting mad at me for their phones not working because they didn't read instructions. my job ends when that phone leaves the store
November 24, 2025 at 11:30 PM
i am so tired of people getting mad at me for their phones not working because they didn't read instructions. my job ends when that phone leaves the store