Not in MY grey-flannel life.

NO getting away once he's got a grasp

Imagine Kendrick Lamar slept with Drake's wife, composed a track about it, and made him sing on it.
THAT is Rumours.

Inflatable maize maze isn't real; it can't hurt you.

I guess the youth vote apparently hurts veterans???
I mean, clearly the youth vote for liberals, and it ain't the liberals cutting jobs at the VA, funding for the VA, sending the military against the people of the USA, etc.

I seriously don't get how people can't see their own straw man.

and Barron Trump is a noble

Humor. A most human concept.

--Spock, probably

In TX it's called PlanC2308

Honestly, I don't even think they care anymore. They'll just forcibly detain ALL the kids.

don't forget unrelated ones:
On a Ciabatta Bun
3.10 to Upsize

"But Nana, I want four cloves!"
"Nobody loves you that much. Get out of my kitchen you little shit."

I now hypothesize that's why no recipe ever calls for more than two cloves of garlic. That's about the limit of human endurance.

Term limits indeed. I would say 20 years, max, or up to 24 if the last term is in the Senate.
20 for Supreme Court, up to 24 for Chief Justice.

The fact that people make, but never seem to use, silent fireworks just enrages me. We know what loud bangs do to animals and humans with PTSD and still can't seem to do the right thing.

No wonder the first thing babies do is cry

I, for one, welcome our new Democratic Socialist overlords.

"Hey might have Cardolan hermit crabs, but these are Enedwaith snapping turtles!"