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Dam Beaver
@dambvr.bsky.social
Former resident of Corvallis.
As cathartic as is is to see Jake Paul get just face adjusted, I do have to say,

Simpsons did it.
December 20, 2025 at 11:13 PM
So if this goes to ot at 0-0 does Oklahoma get to slot back in?
December 20, 2025 at 7:04 PM
So if coach Shep and bama win out are we gonna claim the ship like Oregon did with landan?
December 20, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Did GameDay just title their CFB playoff special 'home cookin'?

That's kinda a negative term in sports...
December 19, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Give me 'raw dog' airlines.

2 pilots. 2 flight attendants (for emergency only).

No drink service. No food service.BYOB.

No movies or shows.

Flat (reasonable) fees for
-carry on
-Wi-Fi
-checked bag
December 19, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I've been watching this bowl game for less than 5 min and they have talked about not opting out of bowl games 3 times.

ESPN is bitter. They deserve it.
December 17, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I say 'happy holidays' because I don't know specifically which winter solstice celebration you adhere to and I want you to feel seen and included.

You say 'Merry Christmas' because you need me to know you are Christian and don't care that anyone might have a different experience than you.
December 17, 2025 at 1:45 AM
The Notre Dame mou is just like NIL, legislative stock trading, and govt bribery.

Shit was always happening, but now it's legal and we have to see it happen.

Everything was better when they at least had to try and hide it.
December 11, 2025 at 7:37 PM
HBO Max is so bad at knowing if I've finished an episode.

Let's just say, if I've seen ANY of the credits, I'm done with the episode.
December 11, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Sherrone Moore fired? For cause?

What a circus.
December 10, 2025 at 9:45 PM
We aren't paying Shepherd enough.

But, I wonder if that is by HIS design.

Did he take take a smaller salary to increase his budget for assistants and/or free up money for nil purposes?
December 10, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Just so we're clear, Notre Dame didn't get in cause they played a week schedule in a week conference.

Also, Texas didn't get in because they played a tough early schedule where they lost to the best team in the county?
December 9, 2025 at 1:15 PM
The default price point for a white elephant style gift exchange has been pegged at $20 since at least the early 90s.

How has purchasing power over 3 decades changed the level of gifts in your exchanges?
December 9, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Don't tell the middle school boys that the Kansas City Chiefs are 6-7...
December 9, 2025 at 4:40 AM
I'd rather see 3 loss Texas than 3 loss Alabama.
December 7, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Beau Baldwin is still kicking around. Knows Eastern Washington...
December 7, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Good luck today Coach Shep!
December 6, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Sure would be nice to have a functional NIL to capture this period of optimism about coach Shepherd and give him some coin to build a roster...
December 6, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Imagine we don't fire Bray, and instead can gundy mid season.

We could have seen a scenario where Smith comes back as OC and this week we're talking about Shepherd being a strong candidate for WSU.
December 6, 2025 at 6:13 PM
NFL: player safety is paramount. We will protect defenseless players, specially QBs.

Also the nfl: want to see Jaxon darts head pop off?
December 6, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Hope Shepherd doesn't feel like he missed the chance to go back to Pullman.
December 6, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Sorry cougs.

Sadly I see a lot of this in both our futures.
December 6, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Professional men's soccer is a pretty good metaphor for maga actually... Run around for a few hours, score one point, claim victory, cry when someone touches you, lose 2-1, say it was rigged.

Trump is the soccer president.
December 5, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Facebook marketplace has to think way to hard about what to show me next.

You know what didn't glitch out trying to algorithm me into certain items? Craigslist.

We need to get back to basics.
December 5, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Bummer about Marion. Was kinda hoping he might be targeted as Sheps OC.

Interesting move by deion. Admitting he needs help.
December 4, 2025 at 10:31 PM