Emily E. Ellis
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Emily E. Ellis
@dameemilyellis.bsky.social
writer. midwestern. nearsighted.
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Shaving my legs for Jesus
April 20, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I’ve got a fever
and the only cure is the Rugrats theme song
April 8, 2025 at 10:43 PM
god bless the closed captioners for The Pitt.
April 4, 2025 at 5:32 PM
why did the Max icon suddenly get depressed
April 1, 2025 at 3:04 AM
gonna name my kids Yanny and Laurel just to feel something
March 31, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I’ve spent a long time painstakingly curating my friend group to only consist of people who want to leave for events at the same time as I do.
March 11, 2025 at 1:02 AM
testing out eathquake bluesky
March 3, 2025 at 6:16 AM
I need all of the trans military members removed from their posts to create a secret super trans military and then inevitably save the world.
March 1, 2025 at 11:16 PM
sorry but purely from the way he was eating his fried rice I need Innie Mark to win the body
February 23, 2025 at 1:38 AM
her name really was LaCienega Boulevardez
February 19, 2025 at 11:05 PM
now would be a great time to discover a drag scale that I could wish on and take me to Dragon Land
January 20, 2025 at 11:48 PM
“survive til ‘25” sounds so ominous now
January 14, 2025 at 6:12 PM
the only time I’d ever want to live in downtown LA is when there are wildfires.
January 9, 2025 at 2:56 AM
two factor authentication was made by someone who likes cyber security but HATES personal assistants.
January 6, 2025 at 10:23 PM
any time the internet logs me out of something I imagine it telling me like I’m in a Pitch Perfect riff-off.

I have been *clap clap* logged off.
January 6, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Nosferatu?
show some respect.
Nosfera-usted
December 29, 2024 at 6:16 AM
“Squid Game” but “Squibb Dame” and it’s just me with a PowerPoint presentation arguing why June Squibb deserves damehood.
December 29, 2024 at 5:41 AM
I must look really sad at this airport because the bagel shop guy gave me my bagel sandwich for free.
December 27, 2024 at 9:30 PM
watching Wicked in the Midwest is so bizarre. It is silence in that theater. Only my mother gasping at the cameos she somehow was not spoiled.
December 26, 2024 at 2:02 AM
breaking news: Santa taken down by mystery drones
December 25, 2024 at 4:22 AM
well well, looks like Taco Bell took the Christ out of Christmas by telling us to live mas.
December 24, 2024 at 12:31 AM
I predict Wicked Part Two will be released earlier than its original release date of Nov 21, 2025.

Can’t wait to re-Bluesky this when this happens.
November 30, 2024 at 1:23 AM
finally a social media app none of my family follow me on.
AND IF IM FLYING SOLO AT LEAST IM FLYING FREE
November 15, 2024 at 11:21 PM
Roman is having an ok day and bought a Coke Zero at the gas station.

raise the roof.
November 13, 2024 at 2:36 AM