Emily E. Ellis
@dameemilyellis.bsky.social
writer. midwestern. nearsighted.
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Shaving my legs for Jesus
April 20, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Shaving my legs for Jesus
I’ve got a fever
and the only cure is the Rugrats theme song
and the only cure is the Rugrats theme song
April 8, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I’ve got a fever
and the only cure is the Rugrats theme song
and the only cure is the Rugrats theme song
god bless the closed captioners for The Pitt.
April 4, 2025 at 5:32 PM
god bless the closed captioners for The Pitt.
why did the Max icon suddenly get depressed
April 1, 2025 at 3:04 AM
why did the Max icon suddenly get depressed
gonna name my kids Yanny and Laurel just to feel something
March 31, 2025 at 11:31 PM
gonna name my kids Yanny and Laurel just to feel something
I’ve spent a long time painstakingly curating my friend group to only consist of people who want to leave for events at the same time as I do.
March 11, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I’ve spent a long time painstakingly curating my friend group to only consist of people who want to leave for events at the same time as I do.
testing out eathquake bluesky
March 3, 2025 at 6:16 AM
testing out eathquake bluesky
I need all of the trans military members removed from their posts to create a secret super trans military and then inevitably save the world.
March 1, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I need all of the trans military members removed from their posts to create a secret super trans military and then inevitably save the world.
sorry but purely from the way he was eating his fried rice I need Innie Mark to win the body
February 23, 2025 at 1:38 AM
sorry but purely from the way he was eating his fried rice I need Innie Mark to win the body
her name really was LaCienega Boulevardez
February 19, 2025 at 11:05 PM
her name really was LaCienega Boulevardez
now would be a great time to discover a drag scale that I could wish on and take me to Dragon Land
January 20, 2025 at 11:48 PM
now would be a great time to discover a drag scale that I could wish on and take me to Dragon Land
“survive til ‘25” sounds so ominous now
January 14, 2025 at 6:12 PM
“survive til ‘25” sounds so ominous now
the only time I’d ever want to live in downtown LA is when there are wildfires.
January 9, 2025 at 2:56 AM
the only time I’d ever want to live in downtown LA is when there are wildfires.
two factor authentication was made by someone who likes cyber security but HATES personal assistants.
January 6, 2025 at 10:23 PM
two factor authentication was made by someone who likes cyber security but HATES personal assistants.
any time the internet logs me out of something I imagine it telling me like I’m in a Pitch Perfect riff-off.
I have been *clap clap* logged off.
I have been *clap clap* logged off.
January 6, 2025 at 10:22 PM
any time the internet logs me out of something I imagine it telling me like I’m in a Pitch Perfect riff-off.
I have been *clap clap* logged off.
I have been *clap clap* logged off.
Nosferatu?
show some respect.
Nosfera-usted
show some respect.
Nosfera-usted
December 29, 2024 at 6:16 AM
Nosferatu?
show some respect.
Nosfera-usted
show some respect.
Nosfera-usted
“Squid Game” but “Squibb Dame” and it’s just me with a PowerPoint presentation arguing why June Squibb deserves damehood.
December 29, 2024 at 5:41 AM
“Squid Game” but “Squibb Dame” and it’s just me with a PowerPoint presentation arguing why June Squibb deserves damehood.
I must look really sad at this airport because the bagel shop guy gave me my bagel sandwich for free.
December 27, 2024 at 9:30 PM
I must look really sad at this airport because the bagel shop guy gave me my bagel sandwich for free.
watching Wicked in the Midwest is so bizarre. It is silence in that theater. Only my mother gasping at the cameos she somehow was not spoiled.
December 26, 2024 at 2:02 AM
watching Wicked in the Midwest is so bizarre. It is silence in that theater. Only my mother gasping at the cameos she somehow was not spoiled.
breaking news: Santa taken down by mystery drones
December 25, 2024 at 4:22 AM
breaking news: Santa taken down by mystery drones
well well, looks like Taco Bell took the Christ out of Christmas by telling us to live mas.
December 24, 2024 at 12:31 AM
well well, looks like Taco Bell took the Christ out of Christmas by telling us to live mas.
I predict Wicked Part Two will be released earlier than its original release date of Nov 21, 2025.
Can’t wait to re-Bluesky this when this happens.
Can’t wait to re-Bluesky this when this happens.
November 30, 2024 at 1:23 AM
I predict Wicked Part Two will be released earlier than its original release date of Nov 21, 2025.
Can’t wait to re-Bluesky this when this happens.
Can’t wait to re-Bluesky this when this happens.
finally a social media app none of my family follow me on.
AND IF IM FLYING SOLO AT LEAST IM FLYING FREE
AND IF IM FLYING SOLO AT LEAST IM FLYING FREE
November 15, 2024 at 11:21 PM
finally a social media app none of my family follow me on.
AND IF IM FLYING SOLO AT LEAST IM FLYING FREE
AND IF IM FLYING SOLO AT LEAST IM FLYING FREE
Roman is having an ok day and bought a Coke Zero at the gas station.
raise the roof.
raise the roof.
November 13, 2024 at 2:36 AM
Roman is having an ok day and bought a Coke Zero at the gas station.
raise the roof.
raise the roof.