Shek
@dameshek.bsky.social
Accountant for Taste
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Yikes, all that hate's really done a number on Megyn.
February 9, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Yikes, all that hate's really done a number on Megyn.
A tradition dumber than any other:
Asking Patriots QBs who the most handsome Patriots QB is
Asking Patriots QBs who the most handsome Patriots QB is
February 8, 2026 at 10:58 PM
A tradition dumber than any other:
Asking Patriots QBs who the most handsome Patriots QB is
Asking Patriots QBs who the most handsome Patriots QB is
Meg here to remind the world she thinks it's okay to abuse girls as long as they're older than 5 -
Give her credit, she's consistent!
Give her credit, she's consistent!
February 8, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Meg here to remind the world she thinks it's okay to abuse girls as long as they're older than 5 -
Give her credit, she's consistent!
Give her credit, she's consistent!
A challenger to Football Baby emerges in NYC!
Does this Frasier-lovin’ toddler possess the gift of pigskin prognostication?
Seahawks, Patriots….CHOOOOOOOOSE
Does this Frasier-lovin’ toddler possess the gift of pigskin prognostication?
Seahawks, Patriots….CHOOOOOOOOSE
February 8, 2026 at 1:43 AM
A challenger to Football Baby emerges in NYC!
Does this Frasier-lovin’ toddler possess the gift of pigskin prognostication?
Seahawks, Patriots….CHOOOOOOOOSE
Does this Frasier-lovin’ toddler possess the gift of pigskin prognostication?
Seahawks, Patriots….CHOOOOOOOOSE
Good times here w Matt Hasselbeck
- Whose career would he rather have had: Marino's or Eli's...(or even a 3rd option)?
- If he could change ONE play in Super Bowl XL, which would it be?
youtu.be/rXXpe6cqsoU?...
- Whose career would he rather have had: Marino's or Eli's...(or even a 3rd option)?
- If he could change ONE play in Super Bowl XL, which would it be?
youtu.be/rXXpe6cqsoU?...
February 6, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Good times here w Matt Hasselbeck
- Whose career would he rather have had: Marino's or Eli's...(or even a 3rd option)?
- If he could change ONE play in Super Bowl XL, which would it be?
youtu.be/rXXpe6cqsoU?...
- Whose career would he rather have had: Marino's or Eli's...(or even a 3rd option)?
- If he could change ONE play in Super Bowl XL, which would it be?
youtu.be/rXXpe6cqsoU?...
Like a cop cutting open a kilo of coke, sticking his pinky in, rubbing the contents on his gums & looking up at his partner:
"Yep, it's human."
"Yep, it's human."
February 6, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Like a cop cutting open a kilo of coke, sticking his pinky in, rubbing the contents on his gums & looking up at his partner:
"Yep, it's human."
"Yep, it's human."
We did it!
(Arrived in San Francisco)
(Arrived in San Francisco)
February 3, 2026 at 5:28 PM
We did it!
(Arrived in San Francisco)
(Arrived in San Francisco)
I don’t care how big he is in the pants, I’m not listening to a guy who throws the ball like this
January 31, 2026 at 6:30 PM
I don’t care how big he is in the pants, I’m not listening to a guy who throws the ball like this
There's not a reasonable case against Eli, Plunkett or (maybe) me getting a gold jacket as long as Bob Griese has one.
Dig Griese's post-season numbers in MIA's back-to-back SB seasons (per game: 6-9, 85 yds; total: 31-47, 424 yds, 3 TDs, 3 INT)
Dig Griese's post-season numbers in MIA's back-to-back SB seasons (per game: 6-9, 85 yds; total: 31-47, 424 yds, 3 TDs, 3 INT)
January 31, 2026 at 6:05 PM
There's not a reasonable case against Eli, Plunkett or (maybe) me getting a gold jacket as long as Bob Griese has one.
Dig Griese's post-season numbers in MIA's back-to-back SB seasons (per game: 6-9, 85 yds; total: 31-47, 424 yds, 3 TDs, 3 INT)
Dig Griese's post-season numbers in MIA's back-to-back SB seasons (per game: 6-9, 85 yds; total: 31-47, 424 yds, 3 TDs, 3 INT)
Walking to the CLink the day b/f Seahawks primetime '14 season opener. Could hear a Soundgarden cover band. I thought: how cool Seattle really lives up to its rep, bands just playin out in the street...
I got a few hundred yds from stadium & realized it wasn't a cover band. It was Soundgarden.
I got a few hundred yds from stadium & realized it wasn't a cover band. It was Soundgarden.
January 28, 2026 at 3:36 AM
Walking to the CLink the day b/f Seahawks primetime '14 season opener. Could hear a Soundgarden cover band. I thought: how cool Seattle really lives up to its rep, bands just playin out in the street...
I got a few hundred yds from stadium & realized it wasn't a cover band. It was Soundgarden.
I got a few hundred yds from stadium & realized it wasn't a cover band. It was Soundgarden.
Profound insight from the national sports media the last few days:
Mike Tomlin & Mike McCarthy were born within a decade of each other so they're basically the same guy
Mike Tomlin & Mike McCarthy were born within a decade of each other so they're basically the same guy
January 27, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Profound insight from the national sports media the last few days:
Mike Tomlin & Mike McCarthy were born within a decade of each other so they're basically the same guy
Mike Tomlin & Mike McCarthy were born within a decade of each other so they're basically the same guy
One of the grifters' best tricks has been pretending "mainstream media" somehow doesn't include the top cable-news network
January 27, 2026 at 4:30 PM
One of the grifters' best tricks has been pretending "mainstream media" somehow doesn't include the top cable-news network
I vote for Option C
Sincerely,
The Uniformant
ps - it's weird but inarguable every photo of these opponents features a Seahawk flailing after a Patriot w the ball
Sincerely,
The Uniformant
ps - it's weird but inarguable every photo of these opponents features a Seahawk flailing after a Patriot w the ball
January 26, 2026 at 2:06 PM
I vote for Option C
Sincerely,
The Uniformant
ps - it's weird but inarguable every photo of these opponents features a Seahawk flailing after a Patriot w the ball
Sincerely,
The Uniformant
ps - it's weird but inarguable every photo of these opponents features a Seahawk flailing after a Patriot w the ball
As Dumm Dave has said ALL season...
2 biggest factors in who goes to SBs:
1. Having THE guy at QB on his rookie deal (Maye can make it 15 of last 27 SB winners & can become the 5th 2nd-yr QB to win since '00)
2. A bye! (50% go to SB in 7-tm format)
So...Seattle?
Yrs 2-6 gold / 7-12 white / 13+ gray
2 biggest factors in who goes to SBs:
1. Having THE guy at QB on his rookie deal (Maye can make it 15 of last 27 SB winners & can become the 5th 2nd-yr QB to win since '00)
2. A bye! (50% go to SB in 7-tm format)
So...Seattle?
Yrs 2-6 gold / 7-12 white / 13+ gray
January 25, 2026 at 11:39 PM
As Dumm Dave has said ALL season...
2 biggest factors in who goes to SBs:
1. Having THE guy at QB on his rookie deal (Maye can make it 15 of last 27 SB winners & can become the 5th 2nd-yr QB to win since '00)
2. A bye! (50% go to SB in 7-tm format)
So...Seattle?
Yrs 2-6 gold / 7-12 white / 13+ gray
2 biggest factors in who goes to SBs:
1. Having THE guy at QB on his rookie deal (Maye can make it 15 of last 27 SB winners & can become the 5th 2nd-yr QB to win since '00)
2. A bye! (50% go to SB in 7-tm format)
So...Seattle?
Yrs 2-6 gold / 7-12 white / 13+ gray
Meantime...the lightly-bruised participation-trophy recipient is talking about his ballroom...which I trust will be immediately leveled in Jan '29 (unless he & his eye-liner-wearing liars can figure out how to steal the election)
January 25, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Meantime...the lightly-bruised participation-trophy recipient is talking about his ballroom...which I trust will be immediately leveled in Jan '29 (unless he & his eye-liner-wearing liars can figure out how to steal the election)
Lotta dipshitty takes on the McCarthy hire - "How's he any different than Tomlin?" & such.
This one might be the dipshittiest.
This one might be the dipshittiest.
January 25, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Lotta dipshitty takes on the McCarthy hire - "How's he any different than Tomlin?" & such.
This one might be the dipshittiest.
This one might be the dipshittiest.
Let's cut the shit & get to it:
Patriots at Broncos, Rams at Seahawks.
Who's winning & by how much?
Nick Kostos & I have the answers right here
@lebatardshow.bsky.social
-> youtu.be/C3CURPsElqU?...
Patriots at Broncos, Rams at Seahawks.
Who's winning & by how much?
Nick Kostos & I have the answers right here
@lebatardshow.bsky.social
-> youtu.be/C3CURPsElqU?...
January 24, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Let's cut the shit & get to it:
Patriots at Broncos, Rams at Seahawks.
Who's winning & by how much?
Nick Kostos & I have the answers right here
@lebatardshow.bsky.social
-> youtu.be/C3CURPsElqU?...
Patriots at Broncos, Rams at Seahawks.
Who's winning & by how much?
Nick Kostos & I have the answers right here
@lebatardshow.bsky.social
-> youtu.be/C3CURPsElqU?...
FOOTBALL AMERICA!
'25 NFL Divisional Rd: A waking nightmare
Let's talk about it.
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'25 NFL Divisional Rd: A waking nightmare
Let's talk about it.
Apple: tinyurl.com/365akst2
Spotify: tinyurl.com/5bnujnnc
January 19, 2026 at 11:23 PM
FOOTBALL AMERICA!
'25 NFL Divisional Rd: A waking nightmare
Let's talk about it.
Apple: tinyurl.com/365akst2
Spotify: tinyurl.com/5bnujnnc
'25 NFL Divisional Rd: A waking nightmare
Let's talk about it.
Apple: tinyurl.com/365akst2
Spotify: tinyurl.com/5bnujnnc
15 yrs ago before the Packers' SB win over his hometahn team, Mike McCarthy was hurrying past w two bodyguard types. I yelled "Coach, what's the best meat to get on your Primanti's?" He shrugged off the guards like Mr Joshua, turned back & said, "Capicola" then ran off.
January 18, 2026 at 5:41 PM
15 yrs ago before the Packers' SB win over his hometahn team, Mike McCarthy was hurrying past w two bodyguard types. I yelled "Coach, what's the best meat to get on your Primanti's?" He shrugged off the guards like Mr Joshua, turned back & said, "Capicola" then ran off.
The Rams are in frigid Chicago instead of getting ready for a game at Sofi as the 1-sd:
Why CAR testing them won't carry over, impact of cold, etc
On the NFL's alleged "most complete team" w MAURICE JONES-DREW
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Bad news, Bears: Dieter Brock isn't walking through that door
-> youtu.be/TQl3sxGu234
Why CAR testing them won't carry over, impact of cold, etc
On the NFL's alleged "most complete team" w MAURICE JONES-DREW
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Bad news, Bears: Dieter Brock isn't walking through that door
-> youtu.be/TQl3sxGu234
January 18, 2026 at 5:11 PM
The Rams are in frigid Chicago instead of getting ready for a game at Sofi as the 1-sd:
Why CAR testing them won't carry over, impact of cold, etc
On the NFL's alleged "most complete team" w MAURICE JONES-DREW
---
Bad news, Bears: Dieter Brock isn't walking through that door
-> youtu.be/TQl3sxGu234
Why CAR testing them won't carry over, impact of cold, etc
On the NFL's alleged "most complete team" w MAURICE JONES-DREW
---
Bad news, Bears: Dieter Brock isn't walking through that door
-> youtu.be/TQl3sxGu234
Ooh la la!
Hook & ladder...to #22!
Hook & ladder...to #22!
January 18, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Ooh la la!
Hook & ladder...to #22!
Hook & ladder...to #22!
20 yrs ago today:
4 guys say the same thing 4 different ways
4 guys say the same thing 4 different ways
January 16, 2026 at 12:10 AM
20 yrs ago today:
4 guys say the same thing 4 different ways
4 guys say the same thing 4 different ways
FOOTBALL AMERICA!
Wild Card Rd look back, Div Rd lookahead
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Wild Card Rd look back, Div Rd lookahead
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Spotify: tinyurl.com/2u2vutnr
YT: youtu.be/vbEAjRJzuBs?...
January 13, 2026 at 10:47 PM
FOOTBALL AMERICA!
Wild Card Rd look back, Div Rd lookahead
Apple: tinyurl.com/u9ybhk7a
Spotify: tinyurl.com/2u2vutnr
YT: youtu.be/vbEAjRJzuBs?...
Wild Card Rd look back, Div Rd lookahead
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Maybe Benford slightly tugged the jersey here, but I hate flags in big spots - say, 3rd & 8 late in the 4th! - that have zero impact on the result of the play.
January 11, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Maybe Benford slightly tugged the jersey here, but I hate flags in big spots - say, 3rd & 8 late in the 4th! - that have zero impact on the result of the play.