And the last time I called our local company, willing to pay that extra, it was going to take them an hour to get to me. I’d support the local guys if they’d actually give me a reason to, but they’re shocking around here too. 🙃

I totally get that. Unfortunately taxis around here are two, sometimes even three times as much, which is annoying. On top of which, the taxi rank itself is right in the middle of a square full of pubs, which is fine during the day, but not so much late at night when I’m alone.

It’s nearly 1AM, I’m still waiting, and this town is getting fucking dangerous. There’s been literal stabbings on local buses, FFS, but NOPE. Just let the lone woman wait by her fucking self because a TAXI SERVICE travelling EIGHT MILES is a bloody inconvenience.

If you claim you also care about women’s safety, then why would you reject me repeatedly late at night? Why do I keep getting the “there are plenty of drivers!” followed by every car disappearing? 🤨

A woman sees a female profile pop up late at night and she’ll grab her instantly.

There’s an airport in Doncaster now too. We have two airports!

Don’t feel sorry for his wife either, she was a dick before she met him too.

My personal favourite was when I said I didn’t want to go to a London wine bar with him that night and he told me that I should totally have been there because he was telling Scarlett Johansson all about me. While she was shooting in New Zealand. 🤷🏼‍♀️

But again, I always look behind me at a show before it starts, and if you’ve not been hateful and made personal comments about me, I’m letting you go in front of me. Call me a fat bitch, and I’m going to work on my posture directly in front of you.

And like, okay, but once again, tall people don’t have bionic eyes, you dumb fuck. I’m wearing glasses on the floor at a metal show, I can’t fucking see from the back, you prick. The screens are there for everyone, so you can use the too. 😊

This was actually my second selfie as I didn’t like the first, because I was so nervous this morning. This one is much better, and we had such a giggle. He was amazing.

Also you know how Finn said Rey’s name an almost comical amount of times? Replace Rey with Oscar and you have an idea of how much John mentioned him unprompted at his panel. There wasn’t a single question about him, but you can be damn sure we knew he was John’s favourite. 🥰

I haven’t felt so comfortable goofing with someone outside the Legends cast, and they’re people I’ve met several times and who know me by name at cons.

He is such a sweetheart, and he gets such a bad rap. I will fight Satan himself - JJ Abrams - for this man.

I was on a train with my friends the other week, and this young woman was listening to her music out loud, while her headphones were *sat in front of her*.