Damien
damienthedamned.bsky.social
Damien
@damienthedamned.bsky.social
I’m baked goods gay baby
being an adult is weird because the fact that i just got gas for less than $3 a gallon for the fist time in years will probably be the highlight of my week
January 2, 2026 at 8:36 PM
give your local pharmacy tech a high today. they bussyyyy with everyone refilling before the new year
January 1, 2026 at 12:24 AM
tis the season of not being able to make unprotected left turns out of the grocery store parking lot
December 23, 2025 at 9:55 PM
hey so like speaking another language with the intention of not including the only person in a conversation that doesn’t speak that language just because you’re pissed at them is not a good human thing to do. maybe figure out how to be a reasonable adult human
December 19, 2025 at 10:38 AM
being an adult is weird because sometimes you’re asked if your travel is business or personal and sometimes you actually say business
November 6, 2025 at 6:44 PM
the whole “nobody likes you” thing is done next week after I’m 24 right?
September 1, 2025 at 11:32 PM
falling in love with a dog at a shelter you can’t actually bring home is the worst form of heartbreak
July 13, 2025 at 12:47 AM
don’t mind me just sobbing because i accidentally ended up on the spaghetti bowl
June 21, 2025 at 10:54 PM
wtf has happened to men’s and wallets in the last 5 years
like I used to just be able to walk into a ross and get a decent wallet for like $15 but i’ve been to like 5 stores and they’re all horrendous
i dont need RFID protected in huge letters printed across the entire right side of the damn thing
June 1, 2025 at 10:48 PM
the government should pay for the pain and suffering that occurs every time a trans masc attempts to find dress clothes that fit them
May 27, 2025 at 4:27 PM
good riddance on repeat today
May 17, 2025 at 7:00 PM
today is such an oddly sad day. such a sense of finality. gonna soak things in and just hope for the best for the future.
May 16, 2025 at 5:43 PM
you can’t convince me that sleep token aren’t a bunch of freaks that actually did well in music theory
April 21, 2025 at 5:19 PM
getting a new form of acne that’s extremely painful and has to be surgically removed in my mid 20s is a thing that would happen to me
April 5, 2025 at 8:55 PM
since we’re not going to target what’s the new nice store bag we use in our bathroom trash when we have people over
March 30, 2025 at 5:22 AM
how many extremely important relationships do we think will be broken in the next 4 years that will not be fixed after this time around
March 2, 2025 at 8:03 PM
do we think m*sk isbseeing children get social security payments from their dead parents and is just an idiot reading it wrong thinking it’s going to the dead person?
like, I’m not saying it never happens.. but that often? somebody is either an idiot, lying, or a lying idiot
February 18, 2025 at 10:18 AM
so like at what point of dismantling whatever is left of this country’s infrastructure do we think they’ll start to see that there’s a problem here
February 15, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Reposted by Damien
i mean this so seriously. if you are transgender. please be safe. do not get caught commiting crimes. do not get caught by the state. do not sacrifice yourself, we will survive
February 6, 2025 at 4:52 AM
this shit is so draconian. Doctors are substituting as the FDA and the CDC giving people information about recalls, drug treatments and vaccine information. Is this really what we’ve become?
February 2, 2025 at 7:22 PM
this stress is starting to bring back my migraines
how ✨fun✨
February 1, 2025 at 6:47 AM
in case anyone is confused: any person of power rolling back protections, rights, or freedoms of any group of people on their first day in office, is probably not a good sign
January 26, 2025 at 1:12 AM
do we think the gulf of mexico (am*rica?) is trans or like was this a just for funsies situation
January 25, 2025 at 7:57 AM
the weirdest double edged sword is being a little extra flamboyant at work so the women on my team know i’m safe just for it to backfire with probably 20% of the men that report to me and no longer being a safe space for myself
January 23, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I got the right person at the department of state today. This lady was so unbelievably kind and compassionate about whatever the fuck happened yesterday
I just know she was bombarded with calls from trans people and she came through with kindness. give the woman a raise
January 22, 2025 at 8:07 AM