Damin Toell
@damin.bsky.social
a Brooklyn attorney known for his snarky social media feed
Blocking info being public on this app is good but funny. I love when I get random blocks and look up who did it and they’re blocking tens of thousands of people that I assume, as with me, they never had any contact with. Like I barely post here? Weird stuff.
December 2, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Blocking info being public on this app is good but funny. I love when I get random blocks and look up who did it and they’re blocking tens of thousands of people that I assume, as with me, they never had any contact with. Like I barely post here? Weird stuff.
I was gonna say that I wonder if anyone has done a wood-paneled minivan look, so I did a quick google search, and
November 2, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I was gonna say that I wonder if anyone has done a wood-paneled minivan look, so I did a quick google search, and
Gonna pull a heist on the RC Cola van brb
October 29, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Gonna pull a heist on the RC Cola van brb
Grok is currently posting about my “dual challenges”
October 28, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Grok is currently posting about my “dual challenges”
The lady doth protest - weird how should could know that such a thing didn’t happen!
October 28, 2025 at 9:49 PM
The lady doth protest - weird how should could know that such a thing didn’t happen!
I am being censored for my mayonnaise-based beliefs
October 28, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I am being censored for my mayonnaise-based beliefs
I’m told that the hottest social media trend is to buy a copy of DOUBLE BLACK DIAMOND by Mads Gobbo & @milesklee.bsky.social and take nude photos with it. I bet they regret signing my copy now.
September 4, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I’m told that the hottest social media trend is to buy a copy of DOUBLE BLACK DIAMOND by Mads Gobbo & @milesklee.bsky.social and take nude photos with it. I bet they regret signing my copy now.
Thank you to @justinbaragona.bsky.social for this, I’ve updated my bio accordingly. www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
May 31, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Thank you to @justinbaragona.bsky.social for this, I’ve updated my bio accordingly. www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
My Dem young male outreach program has also been canceled due to woke
May 31, 2025 at 4:49 AM
My Dem young male outreach program has also been canceled due to woke
My Dem young male outreach program has also been canceled due to woke
May 31, 2025 at 4:49 AM
My Dem young male outreach program has also been canceled due to woke
I blame you for ratting me out
April 10, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I blame you for ratting me out
Live shot from the roof of the Nike factory
April 2, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Live shot from the roof of the Nike factory
Doing some shopping on Amazon
March 27, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Doing some shopping on Amazon
I know people say things like “I’m wheezing” when they’re not actually having any physical reaction but this is a rare thing I saw online that made me lol irl
March 13, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I know people say things like “I’m wheezing” when they’re not actually having any physical reaction but this is a rare thing I saw online that made me lol irl
Monday, March 9, 2020 was one of my final in-person court appearances before the shutdown. Thankfully, I was able to snap this nice selfie behind the now-demolished Brooklyn Detention Complex.
March 13, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Monday, March 9, 2020 was one of my final in-person court appearances before the shutdown. Thankfully, I was able to snap this nice selfie behind the now-demolished Brooklyn Detention Complex.
Damn, I never even interacted with Martin. I guess that’s what I get for retweeting @stevanzetti.bsky.social.
March 5, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Damn, I never even interacted with Martin. I guess that’s what I get for retweeting @stevanzetti.bsky.social.
