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I would spit in a baby’s eye for a good pot roast. https://linktr.ee/dammitbits
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And you used to have to have an invite code…
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I see these videos online of people causing trouble on flights and I just don’t want to ever fly again because I’ll want to punch a motherfucker in their gotdam throat if they get squirrelly. I don’t need to go to jail.
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If you see this, post a concert pic you took.

The Flaming Lips a few weeks ago at the Santa Barbara Bowl🎉
Looking at a concert stage. Lots of laser lights and confetti. Man on stage is holding metallic balloons that spell out “fuck yeah Santa Barbara.”
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Instead of reading books with my nephew, or taking him outside to play, his mom posts on Facebook all day. I can’t help but think he would be saying a lot more words if she worked with him instead of being all over social media. It angers me.
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Every year, on the National Day of Remembrance for Charlie Kirk, I’m going to make a donation to Planned Parenthood.
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10:03am is too early to be seeing hard core porn on the skyline.
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He received the Presidential Citizens Medal, the Army Distinguished Public Service Award, and the Congressional Gold Medal.
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Going to start signing off my work emails with, “see you in Valhalla.”
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THIS is who should be getting a Presidential Medal of Freedom 💯
Eugene Goodman
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No. It was a guy named Steve. I’ll miss his cooking and fishing posts!
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A Twitter “friend” unfollowed me for not being sad about Charlie Kirk.

Note: I’m under no obligation to feel sorrow for the death of a man who didn’t feel much sorrow for the deaths of a lot of other people. It doesn’t mean I’m glad he’s dead.