dvni ☭
@dammitdani.bsky.social
when I sleep my spirit slips away from my body and dances naked with The Devil.
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who here likes books
August 1, 2023 at 11:00 PM
who here likes books
the old man next to me is swiping on his dating app, though. i’m finding the positives in every situation.
July 28, 2023 at 10:36 AM
the old man next to me is swiping on his dating app, though. i’m finding the positives in every situation.
there are two teenaged girls giggling and causing a scene seated in front of me on my 6:30am flight. why does god hate me so.
July 28, 2023 at 10:36 AM
there are two teenaged girls giggling and causing a scene seated in front of me on my 6:30am flight. why does god hate me so.
is mitch mcconnell dead yet?
no.
no.
July 27, 2023 at 7:44 PM
is mitch mcconnell dead yet?
no.
no.
is mitch mcconnell dead yet?
no
no
July 26, 2023 at 8:41 PM
is mitch mcconnell dead yet?
no
no
fine i’ll be the ‘is mitch mcconnell dead yet’ bot
July 26, 2023 at 8:41 PM
fine i’ll be the ‘is mitch mcconnell dead yet’ bot
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i realized one reason bluesky is so cozy, theres no ads at all. really going to suck when this place inevitably starts putting ads everywhere. i wish we could live in an internet where zero ads is possible
July 26, 2023 at 1:20 PM
i realized one reason bluesky is so cozy, theres no ads at all. really going to suck when this place inevitably starts putting ads everywhere. i wish we could live in an internet where zero ads is possible
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Mitch McConnell was briefly escorted away from a group of reporters after cutting off mid-sentence and standing frozen for several seconds
Mitch McConnell Escorted Away After Freezing Up At Press Conference
The 81-year-old Senate Republican, who suffered a concussion earlier this year, froze mid-sentence and was unable to continue at a weekly press conference.
www.huffpost.com
July 26, 2023 at 7:01 PM
Mitch McConnell was briefly escorted away from a group of reporters after cutting off mid-sentence and standing frozen for several seconds
i would give up my family for Cillian Murphy. this is not a joke. i am serious.
July 24, 2023 at 6:16 PM
i would give up my family for Cillian Murphy. this is not a joke. i am serious.
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me when i torch my place of work
Woman who says she torched a Wyoming abortion clinic due to anxiety and nightmares pleads guilty to arson (AP)
July 20, 2023 at 9:05 PM
me when i torch my place of work
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(affectionately) i have a bomb
July 14, 2023 at 4:10 AM
(affectionately) i have a bomb
i’ve only been gone a few days. what happwd
July 14, 2023 at 8:52 PM
i’ve only been gone a few days. what happwd
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I will never be careful what I wish for. I will continue wishing with reckless abandon
July 12, 2023 at 1:29 AM
I will never be careful what I wish for. I will continue wishing with reckless abandon
threads is the facebook of twitters
July 7, 2023 at 12:29 PM
threads is the facebook of twitters
what happened
OceanGate suspends all exploration and business operations
OceanGate suspends all exploration and commercial operations after Titan implosion
OceanGate said it is suspending all exploration and commercial operations after five people were killed during its expedition to the Titanic wreckage.
abcnews.go.com
July 6, 2023 at 8:58 PM
what happened
i’ve had Tiny Dancer in my head all day thanks to @loloverruled.bsky.social tw**t from yesterday. 🎶🎤😫 bluuue jean baybeeee
July 5, 2023 at 8:33 PM
i’ve had Tiny Dancer in my head all day thanks to @loloverruled.bsky.social tw**t from yesterday. 🎶🎤😫 bluuue jean baybeeee
i’m bored we need another funny and bad thing to happen to billionaires and/or politicians.
July 5, 2023 at 8:28 PM
i’m bored we need another funny and bad thing to happen to billionaires and/or politicians.
another fucking great thing here is, you don’t see Brands trying to Be Cool and pander to GenZ. or see them at all, really. what a utopia. i know it won’t last.
July 5, 2023 at 4:01 PM
another fucking great thing here is, you don’t see Brands trying to Be Cool and pander to GenZ. or see them at all, really. what a utopia. i know it won’t last.
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it's okay to set off fireworks on the Fourth of July so long as they're directly aimed at cops, veterans, and superspreader events
July 4, 2023 at 3:45 AM
it's okay to set off fireworks on the Fourth of July so long as they're directly aimed at cops, veterans, and superspreader events
today’s garden update that everyone has been asking for:
July 4, 2023 at 12:54 PM
today’s garden update that everyone has been asking for:
i’ve had an eye twitch going on 4 days now. i am ready to lose the eye.
July 4, 2023 at 12:00 AM
i’ve had an eye twitch going on 4 days now. i am ready to lose the eye.
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reconnecting with my twitter mutuals
July 3, 2023 at 9:27 PM
reconnecting with my twitter mutuals
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people who are scared to rebuild their following from scratch on a new social media site wouldnt survive a dayshift at waffle house
July 3, 2023 at 1:27 PM
people who are scared to rebuild their following from scratch on a new social media site wouldnt survive a dayshift at waffle house