Slippy
@damnslippy.slippy.me
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she/her. Slippy-夫人 if you’re nasty. https://www.slippy.me/ a.k.a. gremlincrimes or damnslippyplanet. usually thinking about Thai BL, cdramas, or cats, w/ an occasional hard shift into yinzer-posting or Terrible Stories of Unethical Science of Yore.
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damnslippy.slippy.me
Is THAT where we picked that up? I forgot years ago why “Let’s Go Penis!” was part of the familect.
damnslippy.slippy.me
Enjoy your clear thinking time! Keep me posted on the gremlin spice curve.
damnslippy.slippy.me
ah. ah, yes. the Guardian Experience.
katrienaknights.bsky.social
So I just finished Guardian and I have QUESTIONS. Can anybody answer them? Like WTF happened at the end? #spoilers, obviously...
damnslippy.slippy.me
I mean, I will and do cheerfully answer to it when called upon to, but it is not in fact my government name.
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problematicbigbang.bsky.social
Problematic Big Bang 2025 Sign Ups are open! If you're interested in an all inclusive multi fandom and rpf dead dove themed creation event it's here! Any kinks, any tropes, any fandom and any medium.
Find the sign ups below ❤️🔥⏬️
#deaddove #proship #multifandomevent
damnslippy.slippy.me
This week's tiny pumpkin is better, it has a stem to gnaw on!
A black cat lying in the sun contemplating a tiny pumpkin that has been placed on his flank.
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Who knows, maybe this coming spring will be the one I return to doing my annual Spring Broadway Trip!
damnslippy.slippy.me
if anyone misses gremlin updates while I'm gone, keep an eye on L for all the news
lendot.bsky.social
Stacey's going out of town. I'm preparing to science.
damnslippy.slippy.me
Cats have become completely dysregulated by my weird actions today re: packing and ending work early. Sasha just leapt up and bit my calf and then dangled from it by his teeth like a piranha in a Gary Larson cartoon. Really normal stuff.
damnslippy.slippy.me
forensic odontology has cleared Gigi, as she has only three fangs and this bite mark clearly has four.
A photo of a piece of paper with a distinct set of cat tooth prints.
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cat is precisely grabbing and biting each piece of paper as it comes out of the printer. little bite marks to take with me on my trip, so i do not forget him.
damnslippy.slippy.me
Nothing like documenting the Cat Rituals for someone else to make a person feel like an absolute lunatic. Although one is also tempted to make up some bullshit extra rules.
damnslippy.slippy.me
IT IS NOT TOO LATE TO CONSIDER GIGI
A photo of a grey cat who has inserted herself between a human and a Nintendo Switch. She looks very pettable.
damnslippy.slippy.me
A couple days in Baltimore to visit parents and sister, then down to North Carolina to prove to my coworkers that I'm a real person!
damnslippy.slippy.me
I keep meaning to make an appointment and then I tell myself "it's so close to when you go into your winter hibernation and refuse to go be unmasked indoors, don't call now" but I KNOW that is nonsense because if I call now no one's going to give me an appointment in the next three months!!
damnslippy.slippy.me
Goddess Bless You From Death is for: a) fans of the Change boypile, but also @bitterchord.bsky.social called it "Thai BL Hannibal" so obviously it's for b) me. Looking forward to seeing Pooh have a terrible time. 🥰
Official Trailer : สิงสาลาตาย Goddess Bless You From Death | CHANGE2561 [EN/CN SUB]
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damnslippy.slippy.me
Putting together the grocery order that will include both my train snacks and Len's "I am home alone for a week and I am going to live like a feral manly goblin" foods, so what I'm saying is my curbside shopper is probably going to be like, who let two five year olds have a credit card?
damnslippy.slippy.me
This is the difference in how Cal loves me vs. L. He loves me, really QUITE a lot, but his love allows for 2 inches more space between our faces whereas his love for L inhabits every molecule of space between them.
A closeup photo of a grey cat. He's peering VERY closely into the camera but with a little bit of space so you can see all his features, compared to the photo I'm QTing where he is RIGHT up on the camera.
damnslippy.slippy.me
You're right though and you should say it.
damnslippy.slippy.me
A perfect line of dialogue!