Damian Mac Con Uladh
@damomac.bsky.social
Greece-based journalist and copy-editor. Ballinasloe sham.
Reposted by Damian Mac Con Uladh
The Dutch word for a horse is paarden (fairly similar to the English "pardon") and the Dutch word for breeding is fok (fairly similar to, well, you know) and that's all the context you need for this joke...
Englishman: What do you do?
Dutchman: I fok horses
Englishman: Pardon?
Dutchman: Yes paarden
Englishman: What do you do?
Dutchman: I fok horses
Englishman: Pardon?
Dutchman: Yes paarden
December 30, 2025 at 7:13 PM
The Dutch word for a horse is paarden (fairly similar to the English "pardon") and the Dutch word for breeding is fok (fairly similar to, well, you know) and that's all the context you need for this joke...
Englishman: What do you do?
Dutchman: I fok horses
Englishman: Pardon?
Dutchman: Yes paarden
Englishman: What do you do?
Dutchman: I fok horses
Englishman: Pardon?
Dutchman: Yes paarden
Hopefully he'll be refused entry for his own health and safety.
June 25, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Hopefully he'll be refused entry for his own health and safety.
Beware of Greeks (not) bearing chips!
June 3, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Beware of Greeks (not) bearing chips!
It's a typographical issue. They have a single opening quotation mark, not an apostrophe. And I've noticed a lot of this of late.
May 23, 2025 at 4:59 PM
It's a typographical issue. They have a single opening quotation mark, not an apostrophe. And I've noticed a lot of this of late.