Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government... If I went around saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they’d put me away! #montypython

Just finished #CareerDay at my daughter's elementary school. Presented to four groups of kids. Told them "I get to take care of sports fields all day." Heard a quiet voice in the back whisper "That's awesome!" #turflife #CTP

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