tossing absurd incendiary takes onto the timeline just to get ppl on something different

games aren’t art. they’re sandwiches

difficulty options are the reason your children aren’t having babies

mario rings and sonic coins are not the same thing but both are weaker than the american dollar

Geripoints (the only reason to ever use this framework is to follow it with "feel old yet?")

Like father like son

I saw someone call them MEOW (Make Each Other Worse) and I'm never looking back

No no, ice cream was eliminated. You have to choose between steak and... evil wizard?

When they first started that interminable feud with FTR on collision I thought they were running a 'backstage security gets a name' angle

We here at DatebookGPT believe that we can fully automate the process of missing meetings with potential freelancers entirely by 2028. We are asking for $5.9 billion to make this dream a reality.

Anyone from @vertex.mtgcu.be wanna chat?

I heard from MJF that it's mid