I hate to *like* this one.

What a shame we are. What an absolute shame.

Payroll records. ✨

Just imagine what detained migrants are living through.

A hairdryer would be a more effective investigation tool. So deeply unserious.

So… we’re rounding up brown people who have lived in the US for decades bc they’re a drain on our tax money, but we’re instead sending that money to India? Probably? Because our negotiator does nothing but cost us money? Yes? Cool. 😑👍

And what are the chances (I’m just spitballing here, so maybe zero,) that these missionaries have or were planning to arrange for “adoption” of Haitian babies? Because there’s a LOT of nefarious things happening in the world right now. And much of it seems linked to US “Christians” w money. 😑

If FOTUS were in charge of the grading percentages, it could possibly end up as a negative score. In the same way we will now be, apparently, paid handily for our prescriptions. 😌🙌

So glad we elected a businessman to run our country like one of his companies (just not the bankrupt ones, amirite? 😉)