Such a lame Wrestlemania Sunday night main event.

My boyfriend just walked into the kitchen and said “things are heating up in Glee.” Obviously he’s the one.

Wedding venues need to normalize putting their starting price on their website

Update on grapefruit: After almost two weeks of the grapefruit at the bottom of the steps, someone finally claimed it. Was it the original owner or was it simply a grapefruit lover who just waited for their time to pounce? I fear we’ll never know.

Today’s pregnancy craving is a malt shake from UDF. I hope I get one before the craving wears off 😅

Downloading Bluesky after not having used twitter for years has made me realize that I have absolutely nothing to say to strangers on the internet anymore.

There’s been a can of grapefruit at the bottom on my steps for my apartment for over a week now and none of my neighbors have claimed it.

And transitioning to instagrams reels has not been it. Why is there no pause function?!

The fact that I can still access flappy bird on my iPod touch from 2014 because I never updated but TikTok is immediately inaccessible is sending me into a spiral