David
@dancemat-dave.bsky.social
Eyes - Blue
Hight - 6' 2"
Hair - by fabio
savethechopper
"The world as will and idea"
Really shy, no DM's please ✌
Hight - 6' 2"
Hair - by fabio
savethechopper
"The world as will and idea"
Really shy, no DM's please ✌
Lets all forget 'crocodile shoes' then 😟
January 2, 2026 at 10:05 AM
Lets all forget 'crocodile shoes' then 😟
Nearly as good as the arrow pointing to which side the filler cap is on. RIP Jim Moylan
December 31, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Nearly as good as the arrow pointing to which side the filler cap is on. RIP Jim Moylan
Hopefully OP isn't a medical doctor. 🙄
December 31, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Hopefully OP isn't a medical doctor. 🙄
Probably right, but then, my wife gives me rohypnol before bed 😴
December 31, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Probably right, but then, my wife gives me rohypnol before bed 😴
Don't forget the guy who put the arrow towards the gas pump, just the news papers keep banging on about him.
December 31, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Don't forget the guy who put the arrow towards the gas pump, just the news papers keep banging on about him.
👍all the songs about little Hondas' beat anything by nazi bridget bardot about harleys 👌
December 31, 2025 at 8:55 AM
👍all the songs about little Hondas' beat anything by nazi bridget bardot about harleys 👌
Without migrant fear they're nothing.
December 30, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Without migrant fear they're nothing.
I just phone/email and say i'm never coming back, usually get a cheque and card ,sorry you left (no gift though). Haho
December 30, 2025 at 1:26 PM
I just phone/email and say i'm never coming back, usually get a cheque and card ,sorry you left (no gift though). Haho
Yes, no one could get covid over here, well, not under the tories 🤷♂️
December 30, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Yes, no one could get covid over here, well, not under the tories 🤷♂️
It's a shame, Donald Rumsfeld couldn't explain it with " unknown unknowns" he did it to start that war, this is real 😟 .
December 29, 2025 at 3:15 PM
It's a shame, Donald Rumsfeld couldn't explain it with " unknown unknowns" he did it to start that war, this is real 😟 .
I don't even think it's Ai 👍
December 29, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I don't even think it's Ai 👍
It's because our chickens are all being killed by the foxes, if only some rich fuckers could stop them 🤷♂️
December 29, 2025 at 3:00 PM
It's because our chickens are all being killed by the foxes, if only some rich fuckers could stop them 🤷♂️
Banjo players have long nails 🤷♂️
December 29, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Banjo players have long nails 🤷♂️
I just like the ClipClop thing, slightly funny
🤣lmao
🤣lmao
December 28, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I just like the ClipClop thing, slightly funny
🤣lmao
🤣lmao
👌🤣 Thank you, some men are obsessed with bloody politics.
December 28, 2025 at 6:06 PM
👌🤣 Thank you, some men are obsessed with bloody politics.
Been in the other branch, maybe near Turnhout, Belgium
December 28, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Been in the other branch, maybe near Turnhout, Belgium
I've not heard it explained like that before, but, yeah the OP is spot on there👍
🤔 mansplained
🤔 mansplained
December 27, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I've not heard it explained like that before, but, yeah the OP is spot on there👍
🤔 mansplained
🤔 mansplained
I'm glad William Hoovers children didn't end up running his Hoover business, apparently they were quite good at other things, not just grifting.
(and Hoovers were good vacuum cleaners)
(and Hoovers were good vacuum cleaners)
December 27, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I'm glad William Hoovers children didn't end up running his Hoover business, apparently they were quite good at other things, not just grifting.
(and Hoovers were good vacuum cleaners)
(and Hoovers were good vacuum cleaners)
I think he'll be dead, so it's still a really good thing 👌
December 26, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I think he'll be dead, so it's still a really good thing 👌
Bot-tan is my favourite internet hero, naturally
December 23, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Bot-tan is my favourite internet hero, naturally
Think I prefer that one 🙉
December 23, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Think I prefer that one 🙉
Woohoo 😛 3 flipping metres.. ,.. bangin'
December 23, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Woohoo 😛 3 flipping metres.. ,.. bangin'
I do it till 3am,
Wrong, wrong cops, smoking causes coughing and the one with the giant wasp thing 👌
There ain't enough hours, eh
Wrong, wrong cops, smoking causes coughing and the one with the giant wasp thing 👌
There ain't enough hours, eh
December 23, 2025 at 7:54 AM
I do it till 3am,
Wrong, wrong cops, smoking causes coughing and the one with the giant wasp thing 👌
There ain't enough hours, eh
Wrong, wrong cops, smoking causes coughing and the one with the giant wasp thing 👌
There ain't enough hours, eh