I've been kinda concerned about the same, so I'm trying to position myself higher on the abstraction ladder (data architect or engineer or data strategist or something)

I figure it's harder to eliminate my job if no one knows exactly what I do, including me

No, she's just demanding that you accept her bonkers premise so she can doom about it, not deranged at all

I think "old farts" is harsh, but...they're legends for what they did well before this list was made. I'll take Eddie and the Hot Rods' first album over anything the Stones recorded after 1976

I dunno, I think this take *mostly* holds up

No idea who/what Severed Head is, though

Career woman is lonely bc she's smart and ambitous and lives in heartless metropolis, must visit real American small town to be charmed by local simpletons and wooed by handsome farmfirelumbercop who knows true meaning of Christmas

Utterly retrograde...but the small towns are always walkable

ngl I'm fairly skeptical of wealth taxation but it is funny how it has tech guys suddenly saying that maybe their AI note taking app might not be worth its unicorn status

What does that mean? What would they bargain for? Which senators should they bargain with?

So which 20 republican senators would vote for impeachment?

Only 7 did so in 2021, and 4 of those 7 have retired.

Thank you! For some reason Christmas Eve is now ritualistically destroyed by morons carrying out a midnight fireworks bombardment.

Serious question: did polls underestimate Trump's popularity in his first term?

And these philistines won't accept "nixie" as a valid word

That person twisted their brain into a pretzel trying to gin up a reason to get angry at you

Stick to the subject

You must accept each and every demand made by any union official at all times without question or hesitation. If you don't, you're doing Reaganomics

Using "reaganomics" in a derogatory fashion automatically makes you left-wing, regardless of anything else you say. You may spout vile right-wing sewage, but speak this magical incantation and you're instantly absolved

Looks pretty convenient. You have your idol right there by the stove for sacrificing. And it makes clean up a breeze

Is that Phil Lynott with Officer Big Mac?

This is the winner