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18+ btw
It probably feels fulfilling as fuck to eat a banana as a little bat
January 15, 2026 at 1:00 PM
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Made some adoptables between catching up on things. DM or reply to this post if you're interested, please share, and thank you for looking! You will receive a full rez PNG with no watermark and a transparent background.
All three are available as of this post.
#adoptable #adoptables #merfolk
January 8, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Not to imply that I deserve to be sent dms by cute tgirls but yeah I do
January 4, 2026 at 9:19 PM
They call me the queen of fumbles
January 4, 2026 at 7:24 AM
Says a lot about society
January 2, 2026 at 1:26 PM
Got a new job at the self sucking contest.
January 1, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Was just at the self suck competition, they said they were looking for professionals
December 31, 2025 at 3:11 AM
MY PSYONIC WARRIORS, TO ME!!!
Yeah I just wanted you to give me a kiss on the forehead and tell me good night
December 26, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Sometimes you cook a bit only you find funny and those are the ones that truly hit the hardest
December 25, 2025 at 9:39 AM
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tips for bluesky newcomers: YELLOW TILES ARE ELECTRIC! THEY WILL ELECTROCUTE YOU! GREEN TILES ARE ALARM TILES! IF YOU STEP ON THEM, YOU WILL HAVE TO FIGHT A MONSTER!! ORANGE TILES ARE ORANGE-SCENTED! THEY WILL MAKE YOU SMELL DELICIOUS! BLUE TILES ARE WATER TILES! SWIM THROUGH IF YOU LIKE, BUT, IF Y
December 25, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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I have no boughs and I must deck
December 23, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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i fucking love knowing how to use video editing software
December 24, 2025 at 8:59 AM
‘Bait or honest opinion’ has done irrevocable damage to my mind
December 23, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Girlie even the Taco Bell app is doing yearly recaps…
December 23, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Harlan Ellison probably could've used a phrasing different from "belly slave"
December 23, 2025 at 1:40 AM
The sin of humanity is perfectly encompassed with the idea of plastic foliage. Desire to hold up the illusion of beauty, but none of the foresight to understand what makes something beautiful. There is no growth, there is no death, there is no change. Keeping plastic foliage breeds stagnancy
December 23, 2025 at 12:07 AM
*Fires a healing projectile, but I have incredibly poor aim so it flies straight through the Dragon's AoE attack*
December 22, 2025 at 7:37 PM
In 2031 they're gonna be playing Field of Hopes and Dreams in the grocery store
December 22, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Sometimes I still think about how The Ruined King does not build into his own blade
December 22, 2025 at 5:50 PM
*holds hotdog like a cigarette*
December 21, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Door only watches slice of life anime & home improvement
December 21, 2025 at 2:32 AM
This post was inspired by seeing the majority of a fanbase believe in a theory that legit makes my mind numb
Pros of interacting with fandoms:
-Cool art
-Some times a user says something so incredibly based that it temporarily restores your faith in others

Cons:
-Endless dogshit
December 20, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Pros of interacting with fandoms:
-Cool art
-Some times a user says something so incredibly based that it temporarily restores your faith in others

Cons:
-Endless dogshit
December 18, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Fucked up AM did all that cause he couldn’t escape the cuck chair
December 18, 2025 at 12:40 PM