danceswithcarp—dwc
@danceswithcarp.bsky.social
Anti-authoritarian with certain innate humanistic & humorist tendencies, Too old for rugburns too young to try to quit, Never cheated, ever, in Academics. Scratch me, bite me, whip me. Help me overcome decency and write bad checks.
Just because I'm a pedant, the totals in 2020 and 2024 were 88% for the Orange Shitgibbon, and 84% in 2016. The white population is dropping; it was 98% in 2010. In 2020, the bottom fell out as White Flight was underway. The percentage dropped to 96.4. Being incorrect is just unseemly.
November 4, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Just because I'm a pedant, the totals in 2020 and 2024 were 88% for the Orange Shitgibbon, and 84% in 2016. The white population is dropping; it was 98% in 2010. In 2020, the bottom fell out as White Flight was underway. The percentage dropped to 96.4. Being incorrect is just unseemly.
I dunno. Do you bark like an ankle biter, or like a goddam Bloodhound?
September 11, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I dunno. Do you bark like an ankle biter, or like a goddam Bloodhound?
“I can fellate as many people in a news cycle as it takes.”
USSOS MR
USSOS MR
August 19, 2025 at 11:00 PM
“I can fellate as many people in a news cycle as it takes.”
USSOS MR
USSOS MR
“…and fck all of you other heretics, infidels, losers, liberals, and drain-bamaged sobs who have never been exposed, or just don’t get Jesus or maga.”
Toadstool. 86-47
Toadstool. 86-47
June 28, 2025 at 5:35 PM
“…and fck all of you other heretics, infidels, losers, liberals, and drain-bamaged sobs who have never been exposed, or just don’t get Jesus or maga.”
Toadstool. 86-47
Toadstool. 86-47
X and Truth Social are waaaaay ahead of this mousetrap. They’ve been populated with Artificially Stupid characters for a long time. At least the theory is that’s AS. The hope is no crowd can be that fcking dumb in Nature.
December 28, 2024 at 2:30 PM
X and Truth Social are waaaaay ahead of this mousetrap. They’ve been populated with Artificially Stupid characters for a long time. At least the theory is that’s AS. The hope is no crowd can be that fcking dumb in Nature.
Respect. Rackcoon at the Park.
December 28, 2024 at 4:58 AM
Respect. Rackcoon at the Park.
Uhhhh. Whats the difference between your Jamocha and Vanilla shakes?
December 13, 2024 at 3:04 AM
Uhhhh. Whats the difference between your Jamocha and Vanilla shakes?
The neural pathways he needed to mature had to be stimulated by the time he was 18 months old. Both he and Charley Manson likely fell short in those years. If the pathways aren’t functioning early they can’t function later. (Ed Pysch, sometime in the 90s). Parenting failure?
December 13, 2024 at 2:47 AM
The neural pathways he needed to mature had to be stimulated by the time he was 18 months old. Both he and Charley Manson likely fell short in those years. If the pathways aren’t functioning early they can’t function later. (Ed Pysch, sometime in the 90s). Parenting failure?
Did I eat a gummy?
December 13, 2024 at 2:37 AM
Did I eat a gummy?
“This world…” Maybe cast a net too wide? Might be you could pull it in a bit on the head rope, and tighten up the foot (for real use of technical fishnet nomenclature there). Heh. I said “Head rope.” Huh-uh. Huh-huh-huh. Huh. Uhhhh.
Blame Joe Btfsplk
Blame Joe Btfsplk
December 13, 2024 at 2:07 AM
“This world…” Maybe cast a net too wide? Might be you could pull it in a bit on the head rope, and tighten up the foot (for real use of technical fishnet nomenclature there). Heh. I said “Head rope.” Huh-uh. Huh-huh-huh. Huh. Uhhhh.
Blame Joe Btfsplk
Blame Joe Btfsplk
Dammit. Can’t you all see it’s an April Fool’s prank?
December 3, 2024 at 5:45 AM
Dammit. Can’t you all see it’s an April Fool’s prank?
Eh? How were you about unexpected pools of quicksand?
November 25, 2024 at 4:30 AM
Eh? How were you about unexpected pools of quicksand?
Congrats. Grad school is to undergrad as undergrad is to high school. But get ready: Working for a paycheck is a real pain in the ass.
November 19, 2024 at 1:53 PM
Congrats. Grad school is to undergrad as undergrad is to high school. But get ready: Working for a paycheck is a real pain in the ass.
I’m 72yo. Ret.HS educator & high secure State Prison instruct,Adj Hist Prof;Elected Dem 38 years-working for unhoused kitchens & shelter,lifetime Anarchist, coffee on porch 2hrs every morn all seasons, took 10-point buck Sat, now aging in tree by porch.Who is M Joe?Small of you to care.Do something.
November 19, 2024 at 1:50 PM
I’m 72yo. Ret.HS educator & high secure State Prison instruct,Adj Hist Prof;Elected Dem 38 years-working for unhoused kitchens & shelter,lifetime Anarchist, coffee on porch 2hrs every morn all seasons, took 10-point buck Sat, now aging in tree by porch.Who is M Joe?Small of you to care.Do something.
Oh Great and Glorious Jehovah, I have never Beseeched Thou for a Bonafide Deep State before. May YOU in Your Gracious Benevolence, Protect, and Bless US. Please Choose Not the Here and Now to Biblically Fck The Entire Nation. You’re the Greatest, Mom. Let Me Light that Joynt for You
Amen
Amen
Nation.now
November 16, 2024 at 1:05 PM
Oh Great and Glorious Jehovah, I have never Beseeched Thou for a Bonafide Deep State before. May YOU in Your Gracious Benevolence, Protect, and Bless US. Please Choose Not the Here and Now to Biblically Fck The Entire Nation. You’re the Greatest, Mom. Let Me Light that Joynt for You
Amen
Amen
What makes you think a court can or will tell him anything? Keep up.
November 14, 2024 at 1:47 AM
What makes you think a court can or will tell him anything? Keep up.