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NecroFrancer 🦇🐍™️

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NecroFrancer 🦇🐍™️ @danceyfrancy.bsky.social · Nov 12

Being put in a starter pack is demeaning. I'm not a standard starter Pokémon. I'm a rare like Mew, you have to fight to find me.

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NecroFrancer 🦇🐍™️ @danceyfrancy.bsky.social · 9h

Go ruin a party by playing acoustic guitar

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NecroFrancer 🦇🐍™️ @danceyfrancy.bsky.social · 10h

Started: none
Finished: all of them 💪🏻

That's why I'm the Local Hardman

NecroFrancer 🦇🐍™️ @danceyfrancy.bsky.social · 10h

Look at him, he wouldn't last two minutes. He'd be eaten alive

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NecroFrancer 🦇🐍™️ @danceyfrancy.bsky.social · 10h

I have a friend who moved to Holmfirth and as pretty as it is the public transport is shit and now she feels super cut off. If you don't want to drive everywhere it isn't it

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NecroFrancer 🦇🐍™️ @danceyfrancy.bsky.social · 10h

It was absolutely fine when I used to go out there 20+ years ago, Big Fella was a bit rough but honestly I only saw like one or two fights a night

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NecroFrancer 🦇🐍™️ @danceyfrancy.bsky.social · 10h

I don't know why people have suggested the worst places in the world for you to live. Did you annoy them?

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NecroFrancer 🦇🐍™️ @danceyfrancy.bsky.social · 10h

Hahahaha, no, but I bet you silently cheered him on. BIRDS OF A FEATHER

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NecroFrancer 🦇🐍™️ @danceyfrancy.bsky.social · 11h

I once told one of the Partners at my old job I went to Knottingley High and he visibly recoiled. Went to St Wilfred's like a soft lad

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NecroFrancer 🦇🐍™️ @danceyfrancy.bsky.social · 11h

I've lived in Leeds for around 20 years now but you can't forget where you came from

NecroFrancer 🦇🐍™️ @danceyfrancy.bsky.social · 11h

I'm from Ferrybridge

NecroFrancer 🦇🐍™️ @danceyfrancy.bsky.social · 12h

I'm telling Gianni Infantino that when we next go for drinks

NecroFrancer 🦇🐍™️ @danceyfrancy.bsky.social · 12h

I got told to 'grow up' by a Man U fan for referring to them as the common parlance 'Scum' and when I said 'that's just what we call you he wrote me an ESSAY on why I was everything wrong with modern football

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NecroFrancer 🦇🐍™️ @danceyfrancy.bsky.social · 12h

My husband's from Fairburn, the real posh-o bit

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NecroFrancer 🦇🐍™️ @danceyfrancy.bsky.social · 12h

Hahahaha, innit

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NecroFrancer 🦇🐍™️ @danceyfrancy.bsky.social · 12h

I'm from Ferrybridge 💅🏻

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NecroFrancer 🦇🐍™️ @danceyfrancy.bsky.social · 12h

Whilst I have so many people interested in Wakefield and the Five Towns can I recommend you read about Ben Thompson, aka The Knottingley Cowboy. Born in Knottingley, moved to Texas, eventually butted heads with "Wild" Bill Hickok.

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Ben Thompson (lawman) - Wikipedia

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NecroFrancer 🦇🐍™️ @danceyfrancy.bsky.social · 12h

I also get 15% off my Asda shop

NecroFrancer 🦇🐍™️ @danceyfrancy.bsky.social · 12h

Cas, like anywhere, has good bits and bad but Cas town centre is undeniably rough, and I want to qualify this by saying I went to Knottingley High School, which was the roughest in the area BY FAR.

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NecroFrancer 🦇🐍™️ @danceyfrancy.bsky.social · 12h

No you didn't, Scrabble champs don't misread things. Get your cheap jokes OUTTA HERE

NecroFrancer 🦇🐍™️ @danceyfrancy.bsky.social · 12h

Well full disclosure Asda pays half of my mortgage, so yes.

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NecroFrancer 🦇🐍™️ @danceyfrancy.bsky.social · 12h

Kick his head in, Richard, he's mugging you off

NecroFrancer 🦇🐍™️ @danceyfrancy.bsky.social · 12h

The evidence is actually piling up against me

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NecroFrancer 🦇🐍™️ @danceyfrancy.bsky.social · 1d

I would fucking LOVE to know I've had a LEAF on my face??? I went outside at lunch to base some minis and empty the bins and that's it. I've had two Teams calls this afternoon, how didn't I see it??

NecroFrancer 🦇🐍™️ @danceyfrancy.bsky.social · 13h

No, I just meant for any bonfire

NecroFrancer 🦇🐍™️ @danceyfrancy.bsky.social · 13h

Telling my husband how I don't understand how I am on a blocklist called 'drama' when I am the least dramatic person ever, and in the same breath spitting out the biscuit I put in my mouth because it was soft and I 'didn't want the calories from something so bad in my body'

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NecroFrancer 🦇🐍™️ @danceyfrancy.bsky.social · 13h

Oooh, you gonna get a pie for pie and peas on bonfire night?