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DancingMonkey @dancingmonkey.bsky.social · 8h

Those who admire the autumn leaves with adoration, I know that they also admire me, because I completely fit into the environment.🍂🐈‍⬛
#cats #catsofbluesky

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DancingMonkey @dancingmonkey.bsky.social · 1d

My owner says she works a lot and is tired. She should stay home with me and sleep. It's really good to take a nap during the day. But she's always going somewhere. So what's she complaining about? I'd be tired too if I were always going somewhere during the day.🐈‍⬛
#cats #catsofbluesky

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DancingMonkey @dancingmonkey.bsky.social · 2d

Time goes by fast, it's Monday again.
This week, you will once again have the opportunity to love and pamper your four-legged furry friends.
Have a wonderful new week, everyone.🐕🐈
#cats #catsofbluesky #dogs #dogsofbluesky

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DancingMonkey @dancingmonkey.bsky.social · 3d

My owner started the morning by throwing her coffee cup on the floor after drinking her coffee. ☕ I told her that in better places they wash cups and reuse them later. She said she just accidentally dropped it. But that's clearly a lie, because I would say the same thing.🐈
#cats #catsofbluesky

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DancingMonkey @dancingmonkey.bsky.social · 4d

I was drawn here by the delicious smells. My owner said that I had came in vain because it wasn't ready yet. To which I said that I loved it even if it wasn't ready yet. But she didn't give me any of it.😾
#cats #catsofbluesky

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DancingMonkey @dancingmonkey.bsky.social · 5d

According to my owner, I am the most beautiful and cutest kitten in the world. I completely agree with her, and I don't think she is biased at all.🐈
#cats #catsofbluesky

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DancingMonkey @dancingmonkey.bsky.social · 6d

I wanted to make my owner happy, so I caught a mouse as a gift and brought it to her in the living room. Instead of being moved by my gift, what do you think she did? She screamed and threw a tantrum. I don't understand how she can be so ungrateful.🐁🐈
#cats #catsofbluesky

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DancingMonkey @dancingmonkey.bsky.social · 7d

Hello October.🎃
This month is the peak of the pumpkin harvest. Eat plenty of it because it contains countless vitamins and minerals, and its seeds are also extremely beneficial to your health. And at the end of October, carve Halloween lanterns from the round orange pumpkins.🐈
#cats #catsofbluesky

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DancingMonkey @dancingmonkey.bsky.social · 8d

There are so many bad things circulating around about dog-cat friendship. Well, we changed that, and our news is very good. We turned the ancient enmity between dog and cat into love. We became eternal friends, we are together day and night, we sleep and wake up together.🐶❤️😺
#cats #dogs

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DancingMonkey @dancingmonkey.bsky.social · 9d

My owner wanted to lie down on the bed because she was tired, but I preceded her. To this she said lie there calmly if you think I bought it for you. 🛏️ I don't understand why she had to mention that, because I know that this bed is mine, and in fact everything here is mine.🐈‍⬛
#cats #catsofbluesky

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DancingMonkey @dancingmonkey.bsky.social · 10d

I dreamed of autumn in the summer, but now I'm a little cold. I think I just longed for its colors, because I admire autumn.🍃🍁🍂
I love being outside in nature at this time, where I can see how the world has become so fabulously beautiful from the shining splendor of colors.🐈‍⬛
#cats #catsofbluesky

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DancingMonkey @dancingmonkey.bsky.social · 11d

What is this heavenly smell? You won't believe it, but this is my favorite food. I think that with this random coincidence, the universe was trying to send a message to my owner to make this available to me.
That's why I'm taking it with me.🐈‍⬛
#cats #catsofbluesky

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DancingMonkey @dancingmonkey.bsky.social · 12d

Today I decided to watch a real classic cartoon. I just watch and I don't understand how Tom can be such unlucky, a real loser. He is the shame of cats.
I need a big slice of tuna to calm down.
By the way, I would have already solved the Jerry problem in the first episode.🐈‍⬛
#cats #catsofbluesky

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DancingMonkey @dancingmonkey.bsky.social · 13d

Grayness, cold, rain – that’s what characterizes today. Even my motivation gave up motivation. Here I am lying on the couch, watching the world spin by itself. So, today there is no motivation, no energy, just me and the idleness.🐈
#cats #catsofbluesky

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DancingMonkey @dancingmonkey.bsky.social · 14d

I was sleeping peacefully when I was alarmed by someone slapping me in the face, but I didn't see anyone near me. I think there are evil ghosts in the house. Do you think I should tell my owner to call a ghostbuster?👻🐈
#cats #catsofbluesky

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DancingMonkey @dancingmonkey.bsky.social · 15d

Today was sunny with showers. I decided to count the raindrops.🌦️ I admit that I fell asleep after the 26th raindrop, so the exact number is somewhere between 27 and 8 billion. It was a tiring day, but luckily I performed brilliantly, as always. Now I can sleep peacefully.💤🐈
#cats #catsofbluesky

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DancingMonkey @dancingmonkey.bsky.social · 16d

Astronomical autumn begins tonight. 🍃🍁🍂
Summer is over, the days are getting shorter, and green is being replaced by the brilliant colors of yellow, red, and brown. Soon my paws will be sinking into the colorful carpet of fallen leaves.🐾🐈
#cats #catsofbluesky

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DancingMonkey @dancingmonkey.bsky.social · 17d

This Sunday was wonderful. True, in the morning, my owner listed what she should do, but then, to my great delight, she listed reasonable arguments against the housework. So all day long we just walked, played, ate and lazed around.🐈‍⬛
#cats #catsofbluesky

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DancingMonkey @dancingmonkey.bsky.social · 18d

I'm already over the evening walk and the dinner and now I'm saying goodbye because it's time for a nap.🐾 But I'll linger here a little longer so you can admire how good I look in the light of the Saturday evening sunset.🌇🐈
#cats #catsofbluesky

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DancingMonkey @dancingmonkey.bsky.social · 19d

The terrace is being concreted at our place and today I inspected the work site. I must say I wasn't satisfied. I thought that this place urgently needs some paw print decoration. Without me, these humans just work, but to give style, well, something only I know how to do that.🐾
#cats #catsofbluesky

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DancingMonkey @dancingmonkey.bsky.social · 20d

Plums need to be picked soon. Humans like them in many ways. E.g. raw, as jam, dried, as brandy, in cakes.
I only like plums when my owner puts them next to a large piece of tuna, because after I've eaten my fill, I like to play with them.🐈
#cats #catsofbluesky

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DancingMonkey @dancingmonkey.bsky.social · 21d

I thought my owner was playing pantomime with me, but it turned out that his throat was sore. When I realized how serious it was, I became the most caring cat in the world. I hope my medicinal purring will quickly drive away her illness and order will be restored.🐈‍⬛
#cats #catsofbluesky

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DancingMonkey @dancingmonkey.bsky.social · 22d

My owner went to the manicurist today. What do I think about this?
I don't think she works enough because if she did, her claws would wear out faster. She could cut off it herself or use my scratching post and that would solve the problem.
But she just wastes money unnecessarily.
#cat #catsofbluesky

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DancingMonkey @dancingmonkey.bsky.social · 23d

Imagine, the courier delivered my new real estate. My owner said there are cat things inside. But honestly, who cares? The box, however... Well, the box demand immediate possession. I hope she opens it soon so I can move in, but until then, I'll take a little nap on it.🐈
#cats #catsofbluesky

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DancingMonkey @dancingmonkey.bsky.social · 24d

I, the innocent and hungry hero, lay here silently at 4:30 in the morning like a martyr, waiting for my owner to finally wake up and open the food storage door. And when she finally moved, what happened? No, she didn't save my starving soul, she reached for the remote control.🐈‍⬛
#cats #catsofbluesky

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