Dan
@dancro55.bsky.social
Northern wise-ass. Either in the kitchen or swimming. If you see Elon, tell him to go & fuck a puppet on the moon.
Good morning and a happy new year to you
January 1, 2026 at 9:26 AM
Good morning and a happy new year to you
I’m certainly no cricket historian but that’s precisely what I muttered to myself when Carse strolled out to bat this morning and I was beginning to wonder why the fuck I’d got out of bed at 2:15 to listen to TMS. Bonkers test match.
December 27, 2025 at 10:38 AM
I’m certainly no cricket historian but that’s precisely what I muttered to myself when Carse strolled out to bat this morning and I was beginning to wonder why the fuck I’d got out of bed at 2:15 to listen to TMS. Bonkers test match.
Currently banned from roasting any more garlic after the amount I threw in with our roast potatoes yesterday and then ate whole during dinner.
December 26, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Currently banned from roasting any more garlic after the amount I threw in with our roast potatoes yesterday and then ate whole during dinner.
Superb film. After American WiL my second favourite werewolf movie. Good bit of humour, couple of jump-scares, twists and good fun for all the family.
December 26, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Superb film. After American WiL my second favourite werewolf movie. Good bit of humour, couple of jump-scares, twists and good fun for all the family.
Watched Final Reckoning last night with my daughter. Hugely underwhelmed by it myself. Thought MI:DR was brilliant but FR disappeared up its own arse I felt. Shame as I was really looking forward to seeing it.
December 22, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Watched Final Reckoning last night with my daughter. Hugely underwhelmed by it myself. Thought MI:DR was brilliant but FR disappeared up its own arse I felt. Shame as I was really looking forward to seeing it.
The kind of face that when your punching hand became tired, you’d rather swap hands than take a break.
December 19, 2025 at 11:40 AM
The kind of face that when your punching hand became tired, you’d rather swap hands than take a break.
I’ve taken to having PB & chilli jam on either side of the bun when I do home made burgers 🍔 it’s next level.
December 11, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I’ve taken to having PB & chilli jam on either side of the bun when I do home made burgers 🍔 it’s next level.
Planning to make my batch this weekend 😋 adore this stuff 🌶️
December 11, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Planning to make my batch this weekend 😋 adore this stuff 🌶️
Nice that they took the KFC bloke with em though 🍗
December 7, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Nice that they took the KFC bloke with em though 🍗
I’m surprised he hasn’t yet received a pardon.
December 6, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I’m surprised he hasn’t yet received a pardon.
And that’s being kind in some cases.
December 6, 2025 at 2:14 PM
And that’s being kind in some cases.
We are gifting them this victory, not even making them have to work hard for it.
December 6, 2025 at 11:00 AM
We are gifting them this victory, not even making them have to work hard for it.
I’ll definitely be having a bash at this over the next week or two. Just need to get to the butchers to get some decent meat. Thanks
November 28, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I’ll definitely be having a bash at this over the next week or two. Just need to get to the butchers to get some decent meat. Thanks
Fingers crossed you fancy playing YSF two nights on the bounce 😉 see you later 😎
November 28, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Fingers crossed you fancy playing YSF two nights on the bounce 😉 see you later 😎
Ooh I’ll be trying that. Thanks - love a bit of lamb 🐑
November 28, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Ooh I’ll be trying that. Thanks - love a bit of lamb 🐑
Can’t wait to see you at Lytham next week
November 19, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Can’t wait to see you at Lytham next week
It’s always the ones you least etc etc
November 19, 2025 at 9:50 AM
It’s always the ones you least etc etc
Didn’t know she’d visited Blackpool - just gone up in my estimation.
November 19, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Didn’t know she’d visited Blackpool - just gone up in my estimation.
Ooh that bowling attack looks tasty
November 19, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Ooh that bowling attack looks tasty