Came home from Florida with a cough, a sore throat and now a fever. The good news is, I could probably use this as an excuse to take one or two more days off from work after a two week vacation. #SilverLining
January 4, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Came home from Florida with a cough, a sore throat and now a fever. The good news is, I could probably use this as an excuse to take one or two more days off from work after a two week vacation. #SilverLining
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I am brimming with holiday spirit
December 8, 2025 at 12:47 PM
I am brimming with holiday spirit
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We did it, Joe. @sassquachcomics.bsky.social
December 16, 2025 at 9:46 PM
We did it, Joe. @sassquachcomics.bsky.social
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they just legalized going to bed at 8 pm on a saturday
December 14, 2025 at 1:36 AM
they just legalized going to bed at 8 pm on a saturday
I’m so happy that @sambaschutte.bsky.social is on the best show on TV right now. He deserves it 😊
December 7, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I’m so happy that @sambaschutte.bsky.social is on the best show on TV right now. He deserves it 😊
Chuck E. Cheese as looking mfers
I see Stallone sent a cardboard standee instead
December 7, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Chuck E. Cheese as looking mfers
Every couple of minutes, for the past 24, I get giddy remembering that I paid Rhys 500 of mine and my spouse’s human dollars to give my dog a pep talk about his fear of going potty in the snow.
December 7, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Every couple of minutes, for the past 24, I get giddy remembering that I paid Rhys 500 of mine and my spouse’s human dollars to give my dog a pep talk about his fear of going potty in the snow.
I’m not I’ll ever understand why people like pumpkin pie
November 27, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I’m not I’ll ever understand why people like pumpkin pie
They use to make real soundtracks for a movie
November 23, 2025 at 1:13 AM
They use to make real soundtracks for a movie
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so uhh you guys get that you’re laughing WITH jeff, a human shit stain, when you post the 74738th gay rumor joke right. you get that that’s homophobic. right?
November 15, 2025 at 2:38 PM
so uhh you guys get that you’re laughing WITH jeff, a human shit stain, when you post the 74738th gay rumor joke right. you get that that’s homophobic. right?
The king of chicken tendies finally saying something based this year??? Thanks for finally remembering why we voted for you.
I won't support a deal that allows health care costs to skyrocket for families and small businesses.
Speaker Johnson—who has kept the House closed for a month and a half—has proven he doesn’t care about working to lower costs.
Speaker Johnson—who has kept the House closed for a month and a half—has proven he doesn’t care about working to lower costs.
November 10, 2025 at 5:50 PM
The king of chicken tendies finally saying something based this year??? Thanks for finally remembering why we voted for you.
November 10, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Fucking New Hampshire 🤬🤬🤬 @shaheen.senate.gov @hassan.senate.gov I’m so sick of both you fucking traitors.
November 9, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Fucking New Hampshire 🤬🤬🤬 @shaheen.senate.gov @hassan.senate.gov I’m so sick of both you fucking traitors.
Surely there has to be a better way package resealable tomatoe paste than this???
November 8, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Surely there has to be a better way package resealable tomatoe paste than this???
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HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE
November 7, 2025 at 6:44 PM
HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE
A fun way to celebrate your birthday is to wake up and immediately step on a half chewed chunk of yak cheese.
November 7, 2025 at 12:08 PM
A fun way to celebrate your birthday is to wake up and immediately step on a half chewed chunk of yak cheese.
You’ve heard of cat calling now her ready for Dog Calling. When you’re walking your dog and dude yells out his car window “Hey that’s a cute fucking dog!”
November 5, 2025 at 10:46 PM
You’ve heard of cat calling now her ready for Dog Calling. When you’re walking your dog and dude yells out his car window “Hey that’s a cute fucking dog!”
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If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE
November 5, 2025 at 1:04 AM
If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE
INJECT THIS INTO MY FUCKING VAINS
November 5, 2025 at 2:38 AM
INJECT THIS INTO MY FUCKING VAINS
I swear I am not going back to school for a graduate degree just so I can defer my undergraduate loans for another two years. 😇
November 4, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I swear I am not going back to school for a graduate degree just so I can defer my undergraduate loans for another two years. 😇
Anyone have an recs for a good mystery novel that’s isn’t slow or dry af? I want intrigue! I want excitement! I want crimes! Bonus points if it’s got some queer shit going on too.
October 24, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Anyone have an recs for a good mystery novel that’s isn’t slow or dry af? I want intrigue! I want excitement! I want crimes! Bonus points if it’s got some queer shit going on too.
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October 18, 2025 at 9:47 PM