Dandelion 🔞 🏳️⚧️
@dandelionedheart.bsky.social
Hi! she/her (gender) it/its (identity) im 20 and an autistic border collie
you can call me dandelion if you like
18+ MDNI
#1 being a dog fan
you can call me dandelion if you like
18+ MDNI
#1 being a dog fan
yes you should take me into the woods and have sex with me i mean take me on a walk and nothing else thank you for asking :)
December 24, 2025 at 7:00 PM
yes you should take me into the woods and have sex with me i mean take me on a walk and nothing else thank you for asking :)
my stim is actually mounting you and filling you up all the time sooooooooooo....... y'know
December 24, 2025 at 2:37 PM
my stim is actually mounting you and filling you up all the time sooooooooooo....... y'know
tis the season for ribbon bondage
December 24, 2025 at 2:22 PM
tis the season for ribbon bondage
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You have to bark and whine and shiver for her. It’s the only way to save Christmas
December 23, 2025 at 3:08 PM
You have to bark and whine and shiver for her. It’s the only way to save Christmas
nothing sinister will happen if i am allowed to sleep on the bed with you
December 24, 2025 at 12:05 PM
nothing sinister will happen if i am allowed to sleep on the bed with you
im actually perfect if you guys didnt know and you should let me sleep on the bed every night :)
December 24, 2025 at 12:02 PM
im actually perfect if you guys didnt know and you should let me sleep on the bed every night :)
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give me it deep boys and pee in my hole i wanna get lost in your cock and balls and drift away
December 24, 2025 at 6:59 AM
give me it deep boys and pee in my hole i wanna get lost in your cock and balls and drift away
to be completely and totally honest with you i should be allowed to use my owner immediately every morning just saying otherwise ill just be sad :(
December 24, 2025 at 11:09 AM
to be completely and totally honest with you i should be allowed to use my owner immediately every morning just saying otherwise ill just be sad :(
half the time i wake up i wake up grinding nothing does this make me pathetic i think it does
December 24, 2025 at 10:58 AM
half the time i wake up i wake up grinding nothing does this make me pathetic i think it does
speaking of this do any of my beloved followers who look at my posts know the name for the fed in a feeder dynamic
SUDDEN FEEDER THOUGHT BEAM ATTACK!!!!!!
December 23, 2025 at 9:35 PM
speaking of this do any of my beloved followers who look at my posts know the name for the fed in a feeder dynamic
SUDDEN FEEDER THOUGHT BEAM ATTACK!!!!!!
December 23, 2025 at 9:34 PM
SUDDEN FEEDER THOUGHT BEAM ATTACK!!!!!!
i have got to get art of my self-insert border collie knight or footsoldier i created in my head just today..... its urgent.....
December 23, 2025 at 8:57 PM
i have got to get art of my self-insert border collie knight or footsoldier i created in my head just today..... its urgent.....
im so fucking hot all the lords and ladies want to take me on hunting trips with just me and them they keep saying i can be their hunting dog they loveeeee meeee
December 23, 2025 at 4:45 PM
im so fucking hot all the lords and ladies want to take me on hunting trips with just me and them they keep saying i can be their hunting dog they loveeeee meeee
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Loyal mutt of the princess
February 7, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Loyal mutt of the princess
getting so annoyed at how i always get sort of turned on when i see a pair of boots for sale. i will get some eventually.
December 23, 2025 at 2:11 PM
getting so annoyed at how i always get sort of turned on when i see a pair of boots for sale. i will get some eventually.
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Dick from a woman who finds you insufferable yet endearing
December 22, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Dick from a woman who finds you insufferable yet endearing
owner that trains me in german but i still dont know what theyre saying i just know that sound means sit
December 23, 2025 at 2:11 AM
owner that trains me in german but i still dont know what theyre saying i just know that sound means sit
My lady! Your bosom! While q-quite stunning shall surely attract much wanton violence! I-Yes they're very nice but y- yes madam I will feel them later- but you must cover your vitals! Lest a blade penetrate- I MEAN PIERCE your heart..
December 23, 2025 at 2:09 AM
My lady! Your bosom! While q-quite stunning shall surely attract much wanton violence! I-Yes they're very nice but y- yes madam I will feel them later- but you must cover your vitals! Lest a blade penetrate- I MEAN PIERCE your heart..
how to be medieval style cornball
December 23, 2025 at 2:06 AM
how to be medieval style cornball
saying shit like "oh my" when you get naked and "is my lady/lord not cold? It is mid-winter! Dress yourself immediately lest you catch the cold!"
December 23, 2025 at 2:06 AM
saying shit like "oh my" when you get naked and "is my lady/lord not cold? It is mid-winter! Dress yourself immediately lest you catch the cold!"
call me a polearm the way i uh um am good?????????
December 23, 2025 at 2:02 AM
call me a polearm the way i uh um am good?????????
call me a war scythe the way i was a military weapon inspired by a farming tool and not really as effective as the other weapons around me but im like, slightly curvy?
December 23, 2025 at 2:00 AM
call me a war scythe the way i was a military weapon inspired by a farming tool and not really as effective as the other weapons around me but im like, slightly curvy?
worlds most anxious idiot tries to talk. FAIL. FAIL x2 FAIL x3 "hi" FAIL FAIL x2
December 23, 2025 at 1:58 AM
worlds most anxious idiot tries to talk. FAIL. FAIL x2 FAIL x3 "hi" FAIL FAIL x2
dont know how to tell my friends this but if they spoke to me more like a dog id listen more. i will learn to do things better if you praise and reprimand me. atleast, i might, worth a try :)
December 23, 2025 at 1:12 AM
dont know how to tell my friends this but if they spoke to me more like a dog id listen more. i will learn to do things better if you praise and reprimand me. atleast, i might, worth a try :)
my special interest is your tits actually
December 22, 2025 at 5:39 PM
my special interest is your tits actually