Dan Donnelly
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Dan Donnelly
@dandonnelly.ca
Not that kind of doctor. Stand-up comic, marginal streamer, ex-academic.

My shows: @andascotchegg.com

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And come to think of it, I wouldn't naturally think of brownies as a type of square or bar. To me that requires at least two distinct layers. Brownie is a kind of sheet cake, albeit a dense one. Clearly Wikipedia disagrees on that point though
December 7, 2025 at 5:11 PM
To me just 'square' without a specifier like 'lemon' sounds naked. 'Bar', too. If I'm asking if there are any Nanaimo bars left, 'Nanaimo' is required
December 7, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Yet somehow my joke about Luigi x Tyler fanfiction is a 'standards violation'.

(Although I suppose getting paired with Luigi in a prison romance RPF could be considered a compelling motivation for violets)
December 7, 2025 at 4:44 PM
The femboy to fuckboy pipeline is real and it runs through some TikTok barbershop
November 18, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Unfortunately this is a successful strategy because I'd 100% let Braeden live in my house for free as long as he kept the shirt off
October 22, 2025 at 1:40 PM
It's usually some variation of 'Hi I'm Braeden I'm 24 and work in marketing in West LA and my budget to share a full-ass house on the west side is $1000/month and also here are some shirtless pics teehee'
October 22, 2025 at 1:40 PM
They tried to book me for a beheadline set but I'm assuming that was just autocorrect
September 29, 2025 at 12:28 AM