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At my local chilis drinking a beer and pretending to be watching the game, but I’m really in my head thinking of the joint waiting for me at the house.
November 30, 2025 at 1:00 AM
At my local chilis drinking a beer and pretending to be watching the game, but I’m really in my head thinking of the joint waiting for me at the house.
I think a really funny prank would be to change fortune cookies fortunes… like imagine making one saying “you are being hunted” and other crazy stuff to fuck with people
November 29, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I think a really funny prank would be to change fortune cookies fortunes… like imagine making one saying “you are being hunted” and other crazy stuff to fuck with people
And to think my mom tried to get rid of these pants in a yard sale a few years ago… sisterhood of the traveling pants fr
November 29, 2025 at 3:41 PM
And to think my mom tried to get rid of these pants in a yard sale a few years ago… sisterhood of the traveling pants fr
gave the leftover carrots to my princess
November 28, 2025 at 11:10 PM
gave the leftover carrots to my princess
After 1 minor flesh wound I finished it (I cut my finger) it was rushed so it’s pretty sloppy but it tastes amazing
November 28, 2025 at 11:08 PM
After 1 minor flesh wound I finished it (I cut my finger) it was rushed so it’s pretty sloppy but it tastes amazing
let’s see how this goes
November 28, 2025 at 8:55 PM
let’s see how this goes
Incoming shark coochie pics today (assuming I make it look pretty)
November 28, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Incoming shark coochie pics today (assuming I make it look pretty)
My two toxic traits is that I truly believe I can befriend almost any wild animal and that I can do any diy project that ends up on my feed.
November 28, 2025 at 6:23 PM
My two toxic traits is that I truly believe I can befriend almost any wild animal and that I can do any diy project that ends up on my feed.
Some of these Black Friday sales are just ASS… like wym 5-20% off? Bitch make it half off or I burn this place down
November 28, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Some of these Black Friday sales are just ASS… like wym 5-20% off? Bitch make it half off or I burn this place down
Turns out I’m going snowboarding in a few weeks in salt lake so everyone better hold onto their germs bc I’m not getting this fucked up for me
November 28, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Turns out I’m going snowboarding in a few weeks in salt lake so everyone better hold onto their germs bc I’m not getting this fucked up for me
Hope yall saved room today for some creampie
November 28, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Hope yall saved room today for some creampie
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bestie and me were doing a scary movie marathon and he fell asleep during the first movie last night.
November 25, 2025 at 6:00 PM
bestie and me were doing a scary movie marathon and he fell asleep during the first movie last night.
Woke up to my friend giving me a coffee he woke up earlier to get and why tf did he get the barista to write twink on it?
November 25, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Woke up to my friend giving me a coffee he woke up earlier to get and why tf did he get the barista to write twink on it?
how your email find me this Monday morning
November 24, 2025 at 3:44 PM
how your email find me this Monday morning
in honor of that deleted post from bloomf.. these were my funny memes for that post
November 24, 2025 at 2:59 PM
in honor of that deleted post from bloomf.. these were my funny memes for that post
Did I arrive 30 minutes early to something and am now just doom scrolling on my phone till my friends get here? Yes, yes I am.
November 23, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Did I arrive 30 minutes early to something and am now just doom scrolling on my phone till my friends get here? Yes, yes I am.
The game of the year noms this year is pretty stacked and I haven’t even played most. I only played kingdom come and even then I didn’t get past the wedding (I side quested and explored a bunch)
November 21, 2025 at 11:41 PM
The game of the year noms this year is pretty stacked and I haven’t even played most. I only played kingdom come and even then I didn’t get past the wedding (I side quested and explored a bunch)
Vers.. tea but like kind of mad I got clocked by a meme
November 21, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Vers.. tea but like kind of mad I got clocked by a meme
This is officially an Ishaan Khatter stan account. (Just watched perfect couple)
November 21, 2025 at 9:37 PM
This is officially an Ishaan Khatter stan account. (Just watched perfect couple)
New ramen shop opened up nearby…. About to do a mukbang and yelp review the entire menu
November 21, 2025 at 5:41 PM
New ramen shop opened up nearby…. About to do a mukbang and yelp review the entire menu
Best part about not having a neighbor near you for 110 acres is that I can piss outside literally whenever I want to
November 21, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Best part about not having a neighbor near you for 110 acres is that I can piss outside literally whenever I want to