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I’m convinced Charlie Kirk has a public humiliation kink. I see why he only “debates” students. Gtfoh
May 26, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Saw 2…2 Saturday morning kids birthday parties going on in the neighborhood. Adults all dressed up and wearing real clothes and pants.

Not me.
I cant do that.
Shower pants drive kids screaming bday party with randos in a backyard 9am Saturday. Nope.

Reason number 6394 I’m ok with not having kids.
May 10, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Do trump supporters believe every burger restaurant has an actual “world famous” burger because the establishment’s decor displays a sign saying so?

I kinda feel like being a salesperson would be easy in some places…
April 23, 2025 at 6:57 AM
The words, treason, perjury, and qualified, all used to mean something not that long ago in this very country. They had weight and consequences.
March 26, 2025 at 6:46 PM
The levels of incompetence this administration falls in to, just a continuing state of embarrassment. When you appoint loyalists instead of qualified, this is the dangerous circus we all have to deal with.

www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...
The Trump Administration Accidentally Texted Me Its War Plans
U.S. national-security leaders included me in a group chat about upcoming military strikes in Yemen. I didn’t think it could be real. Then the bombs started falling.
www.theatlantic.com
March 24, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Beware
March 15, 2025 at 9:36 PM
'Sleepy Joe' oversaw the largest stock and job gains in US history while the 'business genius' crashed it all in 45 days.
March 14, 2025 at 7:30 PM
There is an opportunity for someone to get Gavin Newsom and Tim Walz chillin with a Rivian EV in front of the United States Capitol Building to realllyyyy do something funny.
March 13, 2025 at 4:55 AM
March 5, 2025 at 3:44 AM
February 28, 2025 at 9:41 AM
February 24, 2025 at 9:52 PM
February 20, 2025 at 6:48 PM
A random billionaire spends 270+mil to buy a Presidenncy and given a “Special Government Employee” title to have access to and ability to change, all this country’s programs, civilian data, public health data and info, and federal workforce employment, all without any fucking vetting or oversight.
a man in a red jacket stands in front of a brick wall holding a microphone and says it makes my blood boil
ALT: a man in a red jacket stands in front of a brick wall holding a microphone and says it makes my blood boil
media.tenor.com
February 18, 2025 at 9:08 AM
“It's not an audit unless it comes from the Audit region of France; otherwise it's just sparkling administrative coup”
February 17, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Just because you dont like it, or its not part of your plan, doesnt make it corrupt and fraudulent….

The never ending clown show of simpletons goose stepping along with anything said from trump n friends, is forever embarrassing.
February 13, 2025 at 6:17 AM
www.usaid.gov

I’m pretty sure Congress has to approve this. Also I’m pretty sure denying operations of congressional approved budgets is an impeachable offense.

The question is, GOP runs all branches, do they have spines?
U.S. Agency for International Development
www.usaid.gov
February 7, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Reposted by Dan
2 insurrections, same President.
February 4, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I dunno guys n gals, trump and elons tweets are pretty unhinged and wildly laced with trolling memes and misinformation lately. Maybe, just maybe, billionaires aren’t geniuses after all…
February 4, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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Are the next 4 years really going to be logging on everyday to sentences like "a 19 year old doge intern called Big Balls has your social security number" because I'm already at capacity for this sort of thing
February 3, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Its hard to pretend things are normal when after a tragedy, we have to see the sex offender guy from the show The Apprentice, followed by a guy from MTVs Road Rules, followed by a Fox News weekend talk show host. Just waiting for the Blues Clues guy to tell me about the fucking Ukraine war.
January 31, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Its still very weird for me to see the acceptance, and to some people praise, a multi billionaire to literally buy their way into a seat alongside a President, and make decisions that directly impact his own wealth and business, along with the livelihoods of every federal worker and agencies. 🤯
January 30, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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January 28, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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January 26, 2025 at 10:03 PM
The pastor… at Trumps inauguration… launched a crypto meme coin after his prayers to trump…

What fucking world are we living in…
January 22, 2025 at 4:12 PM
January 21, 2025 at 6:50 AM