A Spud

Truly, now is the time for bread and water soup.

I wish I didn't sell my copy of R.A.D. as it now goes for ~1 million dollars

A cool person, I assume after they picked up a piece of the shittiest pizza possible they made an illegal U-turn cutting off traffic and ran over a pedestrian because the rules certainly don't apply to them since they're such a special person

"the ~65% of babies that died from smallpox, polio, measles, mumps, rubella and malnutrition previous to the invention of vaccines were little bitches" - Apparently the CDC (as a Canadian, I'm sorry for your loss Americans that aren't pure evil)

Now if you smell like garlic, you're a Wario, but i guess inversely if you smell like mushrooms or fungi you're a Mario?

Early 2000's Capcom artwork is always such a joy to see

or mono cultures and the destruction of biodiversity, or the role that ingrained racism has played in silencing important viewpoints or the breakdown of rule of law in the World. Accidentally eating some teflon or microplastics is like #1024 on my list of "Shit to Worry About"

I don't think people realized that Neuromancer, Blade Runner and Shadowrun were written as bad endings for society. Can't wait for televised corporate wars; it's about the only thing keeping us from a cyberpunk dystopia at this point

America was already getting excellent deals on Canadian raw materials despite NAFTA supposedly keeping trading fair between Canada, Mexico and the States (largely softwood lumber, Potash and most metals), which is the reason we had such a massive trade deficit. We Canadians were getting ripped off!

You're gonna get him one of these times Cobra Commander, just keep on trying

Both an unforgivable and unforgettable soundtrack. CRIME

I mean it makes sense, there haven't been multiple Sonic movies, a new Mario movie, new Sonic games released about biyearly and 2-4 new Mario games released every year. As a teacher I definitely haven't heard kids talking about new Mario stuff all the time.

Since 2006 I haven't gone a week without thinking of Nanao. "It's a proper meal. It's called bread and water soup.""

I really enjoyed all the cut content for the remaster especially Asellus' extra stuff and having a quest journal. Fuse's scenarios are kind of a remix of the main stories from an outsiders perspective. It's still a janky, opaque mess, but I enjoyed replaying it anyway.

One of my friends is lactose intolerant and he's definitely a "Nasal Threat" about an hour after he drinks milk

I picked up Guardian Heroes for around $80 in 2007ish. I super don't regret it since it's always fun to play with friends and the NA version's around $300 Canadian now.

I remember playing with my cousin and we laughed like crazy because of the "walking around goblin village glitch"