🔞 Normal Jack
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[ asking a little too eagerly ] Waitare you a robot
January 27, 2026 at 1:31 PM
[ asking a little too eagerly ] Waitare you a robot
Fascinating...
... were you the one who designed this chassis? How come you added the hardware for That if you hadn't considered... y'know, using it?
... were you the one who designed this chassis? How come you added the hardware for That if you hadn't considered... y'know, using it?
January 25, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Fascinating...
... were you the one who designed this chassis? How come you added the hardware for That if you hadn't considered... y'know, using it?
... were you the one who designed this chassis? How come you added the hardware for That if you hadn't considered... y'know, using it?
Well, if you're not into it... you don't have to participate.
January 25, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Well, if you're not into it... you don't have to participate.
if it works, it works!
January 25, 2026 at 1:03 AM
if it works, it works!
It's a tight schedule.
January 23, 2026 at 11:35 PM
It's a tight schedule.
That's part of what helps make it fuckable.
January 14, 2026 at 6:15 PM
That's part of what helps make it fuckable.
beige is a normal color.
January 12, 2026 at 1:29 PM
beige is a normal color.
Like is this an "I'm secretly a robot" thing or like a shapeshifter thing or like an illusion thing. Cuz none of those are dealbreakers
January 11, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Like is this an "I'm secretly a robot" thing or like a shapeshifter thing or like an illusion thing. Cuz none of those are dealbreakers
Okay okay!
... What kind of hardware down there am I workin' with, anyhow? You said it's all untested, right?
... What kind of hardware down there am I workin' with, anyhow? You said it's all untested, right?
January 11, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Okay okay!
... What kind of hardware down there am I workin' with, anyhow? You said it's all untested, right?
... What kind of hardware down there am I workin' with, anyhow? You said it's all untested, right?
Why aren't you a person. What are you then What
January 11, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Why aren't you a person. What are you then What
I know I'm just scared of human intimacy in general. But I'll figure it out as I go along
January 9, 2026 at 8:45 AM
I know I'm just scared of human intimacy in general. But I'll figure it out as I go along
Alright! Alright. If you say so...!
[ Jack shuffles in closer — much closer — to get a better position, of course. Practically sitting on Teto's lap. ]
[ She causes another jolt like before, but she aimed a little higher; making contact with one of Teto's critical logic circuits for a moment. ]
[ Jack shuffles in closer — much closer — to get a better position, of course. Practically sitting on Teto's lap. ]
[ She causes another jolt like before, but she aimed a little higher; making contact with one of Teto's critical logic circuits for a moment. ]
January 9, 2026 at 8:41 AM
Alright! Alright. If you say so...!
[ Jack shuffles in closer — much closer — to get a better position, of course. Practically sitting on Teto's lap. ]
[ She causes another jolt like before, but she aimed a little higher; making contact with one of Teto's critical logic circuits for a moment. ]
[ Jack shuffles in closer — much closer — to get a better position, of course. Practically sitting on Teto's lap. ]
[ She causes another jolt like before, but she aimed a little higher; making contact with one of Teto's critical logic circuits for a moment. ]
[ nodding ] It's okay if you're scared. I'm scared too
January 9, 2026 at 8:33 AM
[ nodding ] It's okay if you're scared. I'm scared too
Yeah Sure that'll work.
January 5, 2026 at 7:38 AM
Yeah Sure that'll work.
ma'am these pants are, by the books, classified as municipal industrial equipment. you're going to need to put a helmet on first
January 5, 2026 at 7:15 AM
ma'am these pants are, by the books, classified as municipal industrial equipment. you're going to need to put a helmet on first
Oh! There it goes--
[ Jack simply watches as the android reacts to the sudden jolt. She subconsciously bites her lip. ]
Heyyy, you handled that pretty well! Not bad, right?
... Did you want some more. I could try a different spot...
[ Jack simply watches as the android reacts to the sudden jolt. She subconsciously bites her lip. ]
Heyyy, you handled that pretty well! Not bad, right?
... Did you want some more. I could try a different spot...
January 5, 2026 at 7:08 AM
Oh! There it goes--
[ Jack simply watches as the android reacts to the sudden jolt. She subconsciously bites her lip. ]
Heyyy, you handled that pretty well! Not bad, right?
... Did you want some more. I could try a different spot...
[ Jack simply watches as the android reacts to the sudden jolt. She subconsciously bites her lip. ]
Heyyy, you handled that pretty well! Not bad, right?
... Did you want some more. I could try a different spot...
Yippeee!!!
... Sorry. that's, uh, that's-- I guess you wouldn't know, but that's just a thing we humans say when being invited to intercourse. Ahem.
... Sorry. that's, uh, that's-- I guess you wouldn't know, but that's just a thing we humans say when being invited to intercourse. Ahem.
January 5, 2026 at 7:06 AM
Yippeee!!!
... Sorry. that's, uh, that's-- I guess you wouldn't know, but that's just a thing we humans say when being invited to intercourse. Ahem.
... Sorry. that's, uh, that's-- I guess you wouldn't know, but that's just a thing we humans say when being invited to intercourse. Ahem.
Really? Never? Not even-- well, that's... fine.
Me? I'm a pro... course-plotter, yyeah. And, I'm pretty proficient with computers and mechanisms, so I CAN help with any, debugging... if needed.
Me? I'm a pro... course-plotter, yyeah. And, I'm pretty proficient with computers and mechanisms, so I CAN help with any, debugging... if needed.
January 3, 2026 at 9:32 AM
Really? Never? Not even-- well, that's... fine.
Me? I'm a pro... course-plotter, yyeah. And, I'm pretty proficient with computers and mechanisms, so I CAN help with any, debugging... if needed.
Me? I'm a pro... course-plotter, yyeah. And, I'm pretty proficient with computers and mechanisms, so I CAN help with any, debugging... if needed.
Is that so.
... I must admit, I'm certainly flattered the idea resonates with a construct of your caliber.
And — if you're alright with me presenting another query — would you be interested in... exploring some of these stress tests with someone like *myself* as the baseline?
... I must admit, I'm certainly flattered the idea resonates with a construct of your caliber.
And — if you're alright with me presenting another query — would you be interested in... exploring some of these stress tests with someone like *myself* as the baseline?
January 3, 2026 at 7:38 AM
Is that so.
... I must admit, I'm certainly flattered the idea resonates with a construct of your caliber.
And — if you're alright with me presenting another query — would you be interested in... exploring some of these stress tests with someone like *myself* as the baseline?
... I must admit, I'm certainly flattered the idea resonates with a construct of your caliber.
And — if you're alright with me presenting another query — would you be interested in... exploring some of these stress tests with someone like *myself* as the baseline?