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Dan Harmon
@danharmon.bsky.social
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mudmonster struggling to achieve work/video game balance. The most effective way to punish, improve or usurp me is to deprive me of your insight
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Dan Harmon @danharmon.bsky.social · 12h
enjoyed aspects but I think that’s as close as I’ve gotten to being “offended” by true crime. The defense’s case was offensive back then and it felt like that production was mostly celebrating and supporting claims against victims made by murderers
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Dan Harmon @danharmon.bsky.social · 15h
One thing I’m certain of is that the lead was incredible. All the cast was. Production, wardrobe… it’s an incredibly expensive look into a dirty shoebox of genitalia. Compared to the Dahmer thing, Gein is pure ghoulish spectacle but it’s …good at being ghoulish spectacle
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Dan Harmon @danharmon.bsky.social · 16h
wanted to list the amount of fictionalized Gein details, but…in looking up details I’m discovering i knew WAY less than I thought I did and mistook my ignorance for the show’s fabrication. I was confused about why they’d do that. answer might be: it didn’t. So, fuck it, two necrotized mom thumbs up
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Dan Harmon @danharmon.bsky.social · 16h
Watched Monster: Ed Gein. Didn’t outright dislike but didn’t understand a lot of choices. Felt like message was “everyone co-opted Gein and he never got credit.” But it shows you everyone giving him credit. And..well, wearing corpse tits isn’t quite like inventing jazz or coining “eyebrows on fleek”
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Dan Harmon @danharmon.bsky.social · 16h
I am still at “entering REM for first time in a decade resulting in nightmares from which I awake to find a terrifying thing on my face” stage but I’m not going to give up. My record is 47 minutes
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Dan Harmon @danharmon.bsky.social · 2d
Gen X Achievement Unlock: beard trim goal changing from “keep it out of soup” to “enhance seal of CPAP mask”
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Dan Harmon @danharmon.bsky.social · 4d
I do find myself in random fits of appreciation for Mean Gene!
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Dan Harmon @danharmon.bsky.social · 4d
Checking back. I had predicted this would be more of a volcano. Maybe he’s one of those nonconfrontational hecklers, I’ll take a quick peek at his profile - OOOOOKAY new theory maybe he tried to head butt a moving train
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Dan Harmon @danharmon.bsky.social · 4d
Nope. I’ll put it on my list. Is that a 2021 remake of a 60’s horror (I googled it but didn’t want spoilers)
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Dan Harmon @danharmon.bsky.social · 5d
Eddington: masterpiece. Weapons: masterpiece. Companion: masterpiece. Can’t wait to see One Battle. Might have to go to a theatre? Movies are good again? Or maybe I’ve entered an unpublicized phase of old age where I like old man things like peppers and lumber and hard to pin down characters
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Dan Harmon @danharmon.bsky.social · 5d
Seriously. Two thirds of those people are clearly lying
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Dan Harmon @danharmon.bsky.social · 5d
What was copped out of? Can you explain? Can you please rephrase your thoughts in different words until I have clarity? Talk more but talk different. Talk how I understand talking. So that I understand you. Can you do that for me? I’ll really appreciate it. Or not. I’ll let you know.
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Dan Harmon @danharmon.bsky.social · 5d
I want she have no passport
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Dan Harmon @danharmon.bsky.social · 6d
Not Needing a Hairstylist: For when your list of things to value about a thing not existing needs to be at least three things
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Dan Harmon @danharmon.bsky.social · 6d
I predict zero benefit to either of us if I try to make my question clearer
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Dan Harmon @danharmon.bsky.social · 6d
That was my best guess. Like, the trunk of the tree is “all politicians are the same so who cares if one is orange” and maybe one branch would follow that with “which is why I don’t vote” and the other branch would be “which is why I voted for him.” But both groups wanted the sheeples to quit cryin’
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Dan Harmon @danharmon.bsky.social · 6d
Did anyone here ever leave one of those “orange man bad” comments and can you clarify the intent, like, did you mean he wasn’t bad or did you mean we’re all bad or that he was simply the latest distraction deployed by the Grand Elite or did you wish people would focus less on his appearance
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Dan Harmon @danharmon.bsky.social · 7d
Three likes
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Dan Harmon @danharmon.bsky.social · 7d
Lots of people think lots of things. If you’re saying you’d post those thoughts, I’ll say I don’t believe you. Sadly for the same reason it may be true. Social media targets the section of the brain that conflates “value” with “dissonance.” Argument junkies arguing about arguing while Rome burns
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Dan Harmon @danharmon.bsky.social · 7d
Can I give this more than two likes
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Dan Harmon @danharmon.bsky.social · 7d
I guess it’s worth it when you consider all it’s done for humanity, like, remember when America almost fell to fascism and Reddit was like nuh uh no sir that gets a big ‘ol gif of Stanley from The Office
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Dan Harmon @danharmon.bsky.social · 7d
No. You stay and you sit. Sit where you made the pun. I want you to feel it soak into your pants. (Okay I’m glad I didn’t have kids)
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Dan Harmon @danharmon.bsky.social · 7d
A 2D print of the conversation will certainly “save filament” on my suicide note
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Dan Harmon @danharmon.bsky.social · 7d
When I saw the video, I thought, “I wonder how many joke marriages are being arranged in the comments” and “maybe I should have had kids” and after the comments I thought “I wonder if this kid will steer around self medication” and “maybe we shouldn’t just wait for an asteroid.”
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