danhattan.bsky.social
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I have a new best friend. I don’t know his name but he’s another dad who drops his kid off at the same time as us every morning. We shake hands every morning around 8:35
November 16, 2023 at 1:42 PM
I have a new best friend. I don’t know his name but he’s another dad who drops his kid off at the same time as us every morning. We shake hands every morning around 8:35
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I told a baby I had its nose one time and it was just my thumb, I’ll lie to it about Jesus no problem
Given the very specific circumstances, I'd either check to see if I'm on drugs or if the baby is on drugs and if the latter find out where I could get some because clearly those are some gooooood drugs.
November 14, 2023 at 10:37 PM
I told a baby I had its nose one time and it was just my thumb, I’ll lie to it about Jesus no problem
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Browsing online for reusable squeeze pouches for our yogurt queen and uh
November 15, 2023 at 3:25 AM
Browsing online for reusable squeeze pouches for our yogurt queen and uh
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I want the pilot's face when someone told him sir a horse is loose on this plane
November 15, 2023 at 5:45 PM
I want the pilot's face when someone told him sir a horse is loose on this plane