@danhawthorne.bsky.social
"I've been a puppet, a pauper, a pirate, a poet
A pawn and a king."
I really didn't do all that - was never much of a puppet - and I share any regal appointment (of our own home, perhaps) with my wife, Blythe. I just like the song.
A pawn and a king."
I really didn't do all that - was never much of a puppet - and I share any regal appointment (of our own home, perhaps) with my wife, Blythe. I just like the song.
Pour some water on that hag.
January 24, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Pour some water on that hag.
"Not afraid of boots on the ground"... His cankles will never hover above Venezuelan soil. It's easy to be brave when others bear the costs.
January 3, 2026 at 9:18 PM
"Not afraid of boots on the ground"... His cankles will never hover above Venezuelan soil. It's easy to be brave when others bear the costs.
We watched "Scrooged" with grandkids on Christmas. Always good.
December 26, 2025 at 10:20 PM
We watched "Scrooged" with grandkids on Christmas. Always good.
Is "duh" still an expression?
December 26, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Is "duh" still an expression?
She's another national treasure.
December 26, 2025 at 10:09 PM
She's another national treasure.
Part of the Low-Class armada
December 22, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Part of the Low-Class armada
And a "dry" drunk shall lead them...
We are very nearly well and truly screwed.
We are very nearly well and truly screwed.
December 7, 2025 at 4:19 AM
And a "dry" drunk shall lead them...
We are very nearly well and truly screwed.
We are very nearly well and truly screwed.
Nothing more than a rambling dipshit, and he's the president of our country. Jawoozis.
Unless and until we burn trump's mess to the ground, we have the government we deserve.
Unless and until we burn trump's mess to the ground, we have the government we deserve.
December 4, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Nothing more than a rambling dipshit, and he's the president of our country. Jawoozis.
Unless and until we burn trump's mess to the ground, we have the government we deserve.
Unless and until we burn trump's mess to the ground, we have the government we deserve.
Don't let the screen door hit ya...
December 4, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Don't let the screen door hit ya...
Nor comprehend those words he can make out. Dude's brain is tapioca.
November 26, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Nor comprehend those words he can make out. Dude's brain is tapioca.
Such a soulless individual, with such a punchable face (I don't advocate such violence, just sayin').
November 23, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Such a soulless individual, with such a punchable face (I don't advocate such violence, just sayin').
Mealy-mouthed little pissant.
Pass it on.
Pass it on.
November 21, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Mealy-mouthed little pissant.
Pass it on.
Pass it on.
Until now, I've had max respect for the USCG. Was boarded by them once, rescued by them another time. Crews were professionally competent both times. But...
This is bullshit.
This is bullshit.
November 21, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Until now, I've had max respect for the USCG. Was boarded by them once, rescued by them another time. Crews were professionally competent both times. But...
This is bullshit.
This is bullshit.
Do folks still use the term: "Mealy-mouthed little pissant"?
November 18, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Do folks still use the term: "Mealy-mouthed little pissant"?
The presasshole knows deep inside that Biden beat him like a toy drum in 2020 and that try as he might to show otherwise, he's a loser. He'll scrabble and bite out about it until he's dead, but that's a fact, Jack.
October 31, 2025 at 2:34 AM
The presasshole knows deep inside that Biden beat him like a toy drum in 2020 and that try as he might to show otherwise, he's a loser. He'll scrabble and bite out about it until he's dead, but that's a fact, Jack.
No flipping way should private money pay for government expenditures. trump & co. are fleecing us all, with not-at-all quiet contempt.
October 25, 2025 at 2:45 AM
No flipping way should private money pay for government expenditures. trump & co. are fleecing us all, with not-at-all quiet contempt.
To absolutely nobody's surprise...
October 19, 2025 at 11:14 PM
To absolutely nobody's surprise...
Everything trump touches turns to shit.
October 19, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Everything trump touches turns to shit.
Do these folks believe "antifa" really exists as an organization, maybe with secret handshakes and tiny cars and hats with a tassel? I don't think they do, but it's convenient to seem to...
October 9, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Do these folks believe "antifa" really exists as an organization, maybe with secret handshakes and tiny cars and hats with a tassel? I don't think they do, but it's convenient to seem to...
You're a pair of strong women (aka badasses) and I for one, appreciate it. Keep up the good fight.
October 9, 2025 at 10:06 PM
You're a pair of strong women (aka badasses) and I for one, appreciate it. Keep up the good fight.
It's EPSTEIN. That s.o.b. ruins everything.
October 9, 2025 at 10:03 PM
It's EPSTEIN. That s.o.b. ruins everything.