I should probably mention the Cuyahoga is a river

TSA agent like "Hold my beer" while putting on the gloves

Reminding me I need to see what's going on in PGH as far as that goes

The WOT butter?!

Just give her a silly straw in the bottle

Surprised she doesn't just take the gin neat at that rate

Just keep the tree up year round and be like, "Why yes, this is my cat tree, and this fruit is ripe for pickin"

I call her mother now, mostly because at the time I wasn't as engrossed in the gay internet as I am today. I have a feeling she'd have a train of gay little girlies acting on her every whim today