Danuary ❄️
@danhellion.gay
Dan (he/him). Gay. I have a banana on my head. Also PhD candidate in literature and criticism with a side of creative writing and I guess streaming
Find me at other places: https://linktr.ee/danhellion
Find me at other places: https://linktr.ee/danhellion
Make sure it's a golden frame on a golden plaque
January 12, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Make sure it's a golden frame on a golden plaque
What can I say, I'm a wonton more of this
January 12, 2026 at 12:52 AM
What can I say, I'm a wonton more of this
Just being horny on the lo mein
January 12, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Just being horny on the lo mein
Going thru this thread like, "Dafuck am I reading"
January 12, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Going thru this thread like, "Dafuck am I reading"
Just opened up to your favorite gods?
January 11, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Just opened up to your favorite gods?
Full "Don't clip that" Angela energy
January 11, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Full "Don't clip that" Angela energy
Making me want that combo
January 11, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Making me want that combo
Going to make you make gumbo since it'll be awhile before I get to make it for you
January 11, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Going to make you make gumbo since it'll be awhile before I get to make it for you
Had to stop myself from going into the lyric for All Star
January 11, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Had to stop myself from going into the lyric for All Star
Not legally though and hey now
January 11, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Not legally though and hey now
Sometimes you just gotta make room. Rewire the hotel microwave, hand mix with the lamp stand
January 10, 2026 at 1:41 PM
Sometimes you just gotta make room. Rewire the hotel microwave, hand mix with the lamp stand
I mean I worked at a hotel and had seen some... Interesting... Stuff. Baking was the least of my worries at the desk
January 10, 2026 at 1:31 PM
I mean I worked at a hotel and had seen some... Interesting... Stuff. Baking was the least of my worries at the desk