Dan Hopper
@danhopp.bsky.social
Writer of comedy & sports stuff.
Host of THRILL OF DEFEAT: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/thrill-of-defeat/id1816289659
The Only Pittsburgh Sports Page: https://danhopper.substack.com/
Letterboxd: https://letterboxd.com/DanHopp/
Host of THRILL OF DEFEAT: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/thrill-of-defeat/id1816289659
The Only Pittsburgh Sports Page: https://danhopper.substack.com/
Letterboxd: https://letterboxd.com/DanHopp/
Yeah that sounds like him
January 23, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Yeah that sounds like him
Hey the ass truck’s in town
January 17, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Hey the ass truck’s in town
I think we should sign all our TEACHERS to 4-year $240 million contracts 👏
January 16, 2026 at 3:45 AM
I think we should sign all our TEACHERS to 4-year $240 million contracts 👏
Obligatory Hobey Baker clip
January 15, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Obligatory Hobey Baker clip
“I LOVE your item”
“Thanks! It was inspired by Episode 3 of The Traitors”
“Thanks! It was inspired by Episode 3 of The Traitors”
January 12, 2026 at 4:08 AM
“I LOVE your item”
“Thanks! It was inspired by Episode 3 of The Traitors”
“Thanks! It was inspired by Episode 3 of The Traitors”
With the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette slated to get shut down by their shitty owners, I'm remembering the time the owner's trash didn't get picked up once and he made the paper write about it
January 7, 2026 at 7:40 PM
With the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette slated to get shut down by their shitty owners, I'm remembering the time the owner's trash didn't get picked up once and he made the paper write about it
A fox was frolicking in broad daylight right outside our door and my daughter napped through it and when she woke up this was all I could think about
January 6, 2026 at 10:01 PM
A fox was frolicking in broad daylight right outside our door and my daughter napped through it and when she woke up this was all I could think about
Steve Zahn isn't holding back
January 5, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Steve Zahn isn't holding back
Consultant culture is out of control
January 2, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Consultant culture is out of control
I’m so internet-pilled I saw this WaPo headline and thought “what is this foreign policy sanewashing BS” but it’s an article about actual wolves
December 28, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I’m so internet-pilled I saw this WaPo headline and thought “what is this foreign policy sanewashing BS” but it’s an article about actual wolves
Got some Christmas beers ready for company
December 26, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Got some Christmas beers ready for company
Reminder that the brother from Elf wears a Wayne Chrebet Jets jersey
December 25, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Reminder that the brother from Elf wears a Wayne Chrebet Jets jersey
Unnerving doll instructions
December 25, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Unnerving doll instructions
The Whos in Whoville waking up on Christmas
December 25, 2025 at 5:04 AM
The Whos in Whoville waking up on Christmas
Actual texts from a Mets-fan friend. You guys are insane
December 18, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Actual texts from a Mets-fan friend. You guys are insane
I keep a twitter alt for sports and just got yelled at by this guy. Anyway if you don’t keep posting there we WILL forfeit democracy
December 16, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I keep a twitter alt for sports and just got yelled at by this guy. Anyway if you don’t keep posting there we WILL forfeit democracy
Fox NFL Sunday with the unexpected “Finding Klaus Kinski” segment
December 14, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Fox NFL Sunday with the unexpected “Finding Klaus Kinski” segment
New Yorkers! If you're interested in coming to Comic Relief Live at Carnegie Hall next week, DM me, I can get you super-reasonable tickets. It's a really awesome lineup and all the money raised goes to children & families facing poverty
December 5, 2025 at 5:35 PM
New Yorkers! If you're interested in coming to Comic Relief Live at Carnegie Hall next week, DM me, I can get you super-reasonable tickets. It's a really awesome lineup and all the money raised goes to children & families facing poverty
When you finally find your Airpods
December 4, 2025 at 2:55 AM
When you finally find your Airpods
When you think of sex crimes, think of Starbucks!!! (stopping them we mean!!)
November 27, 2025 at 4:17 PM
When you think of sex crimes, think of Starbucks!!! (stopping them we mean!!)
Immaculate Grid ass wine
November 24, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Immaculate Grid ass wine