Daniel Goodwin
@danielbgoo.bsky.social
Broke: Quisling. Antiquated, kinda icky sounding, already on the verge of falling out of usage.
Woke: Schumer. Topically relevant, still a living guy whose feelings will be hurt, might cause him to lose an election.
Woke: Schumer. Topically relevant, still a living guy whose feelings will be hurt, might cause him to lose an election.
July 17, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Broke: Quisling. Antiquated, kinda icky sounding, already on the verge of falling out of usage.
Woke: Schumer. Topically relevant, still a living guy whose feelings will be hurt, might cause him to lose an election.
Woke: Schumer. Topically relevant, still a living guy whose feelings will be hurt, might cause him to lose an election.
I bet Trump is gonna release them tax returns any day now.
July 13, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I bet Trump is gonna release them tax returns any day now.
Almost a third of the country believes that the government is keeping the budget sustainable even though it objectively is not and hasn’t been for 25 years, and that was before yesterday’s deficit-exploding bill.
July 4, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Almost a third of the country believes that the government is keeping the budget sustainable even though it objectively is not and hasn’t been for 25 years, and that was before yesterday’s deficit-exploding bill.
The fact that Republicans spent weeks quibbling over deficit reduction and didn’t hesitate to give Trump a private army demonstrates the total disconnect between what they think is happening and what is going to happen.
July 3, 2025 at 7:55 PM
The fact that Republicans spent weeks quibbling over deficit reduction and didn’t hesitate to give Trump a private army demonstrates the total disconnect between what they think is happening and what is going to happen.
Start inoculating your peeps against “sleeper cells” rhetoric. This is 100% a pretext for rounding up Muslims.
June 22, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Start inoculating your peeps against “sleeper cells” rhetoric. This is 100% a pretext for rounding up Muslims.
I don’t think I have once been delighted by a fake apology prank video.
June 19, 2025 at 6:39 AM
I don’t think I have once been delighted by a fake apology prank video.
We gotta stop with the fucking conspiratorial thinking. Not everything is a distraction from something else.
They’re just doing a lot of bad stuff at the same time.
They’re just doing a lot of bad stuff at the same time.
June 18, 2025 at 4:24 PM
We gotta stop with the fucking conspiratorial thinking. Not everything is a distraction from something else.
They’re just doing a lot of bad stuff at the same time.
They’re just doing a lot of bad stuff at the same time.
In case you’re new to paying attention to politics, politicians making fun of people getting killed is not normal.
June 17, 2025 at 3:31 PM
In case you’re new to paying attention to politics, politicians making fun of people getting killed is not normal.
Easily one of the most beautiful things I’ve seen in my life.
June 15, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Easily one of the most beautiful things I’ve seen in my life.
Them tank treads are now the squeak heard ‘round the world.
June 15, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Them tank treads are now the squeak heard ‘round the world.
I keep seeing this talking point about how Trump is a hypocrite for pardoning the J6 rioters but sending in the National Guard to fight the anti-ICE protests.
They don’t care about hypocrisy.
They experience no cognitive dissonance over it.
They see you as their enemy and seek to defeat you.
They don’t care about hypocrisy.
They experience no cognitive dissonance over it.
They see you as their enemy and seek to defeat you.
June 8, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I keep seeing this talking point about how Trump is a hypocrite for pardoning the J6 rioters but sending in the National Guard to fight the anti-ICE protests.
They don’t care about hypocrisy.
They experience no cognitive dissonance over it.
They see you as their enemy and seek to defeat you.
They don’t care about hypocrisy.
They experience no cognitive dissonance over it.
They see you as their enemy and seek to defeat you.
The amount of people in this country who clearly just don’t understand what a lot of words mean is really staggering sometimes.
May 25, 2025 at 7:55 AM
The amount of people in this country who clearly just don’t understand what a lot of words mean is really staggering sometimes.
Anybody upset about the plantation burning down wants to own slaves.
May 17, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Anybody upset about the plantation burning down wants to own slaves.
If you think of yourself as a “high value” man, you are not.*
*unless you have a lot of gold in your teeth, in which case maybe but not in a way that you will benefit.
*unless you have a lot of gold in your teeth, in which case maybe but not in a way that you will benefit.
April 23, 2025 at 7:07 AM
If you think of yourself as a “high value” man, you are not.*
*unless you have a lot of gold in your teeth, in which case maybe but not in a way that you will benefit.
*unless you have a lot of gold in your teeth, in which case maybe but not in a way that you will benefit.
Hey remember when less than a month ago almost everyone at the top of the administration was involved in leaking classified war info to the editor or a major news outlet?
April 13, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Hey remember when less than a month ago almost everyone at the top of the administration was involved in leaking classified war info to the editor or a major news outlet?
@johngreensbluesky.bsky.social I just wanted to let you know that your haircut looks really good in the CBS interviews.
March 20, 2025 at 6:23 PM
@johngreensbluesky.bsky.social I just wanted to let you know that your haircut looks really good in the CBS interviews.
Is there like an anti-ASMR gene? Because I caught a rogue ASMR video on TikTok and now I feel like I want to barf.
March 17, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Is there like an anti-ASMR gene? Because I caught a rogue ASMR video on TikTok and now I feel like I want to barf.
How come when we were kids every few years there’d be a whole ass assembly where they’d sell us yo-yos?
Like, why did that toy get a pass?
Like, why did that toy get a pass?
February 22, 2025 at 12:16 AM
How come when we were kids every few years there’d be a whole ass assembly where they’d sell us yo-yos?
Like, why did that toy get a pass?
Like, why did that toy get a pass?
Here’s my scalding hot take of the day:
Doomerism is just Rapture Theology for people who aren’t Christian fundamentalists.
Doomerism is just Rapture Theology for people who aren’t Christian fundamentalists.
February 15, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Here’s my scalding hot take of the day:
Doomerism is just Rapture Theology for people who aren’t Christian fundamentalists.
Doomerism is just Rapture Theology for people who aren’t Christian fundamentalists.
Reposted by Daniel Goodwin
Drake will become the Ea-Nasir of rappers
February 10, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Drake will become the Ea-Nasir of rappers
I hope all of the news orgs that bent the knee to Trump and then got kicked out of the press room fail and have to close.
I hope even harder that there is something to replace them that actually does the job of the news.
I hope even harder that there is something to replace them that actually does the job of the news.
February 9, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I hope all of the news orgs that bent the knee to Trump and then got kicked out of the press room fail and have to close.
I hope even harder that there is something to replace them that actually does the job of the news.
I hope even harder that there is something to replace them that actually does the job of the news.
Reposted by Daniel Goodwin
as democracy teeters on the edge of total destruction, I reflect upon what an honor and privilege it has been to cyberbully Chuck Schumer alongside you all
February 4, 2025 at 4:38 AM
as democracy teeters on the edge of total destruction, I reflect upon what an honor and privilege it has been to cyberbully Chuck Schumer alongside you all
Reposted by Daniel Goodwin
Tuesday morning's Inside Medicine:
I spoke to half a dozen CDC officials about their impending decision on Trump's "deferred resignation" offer.
Rank-and-file employees not impressed, as least so far.
Deadline to decide is Feb 6.
Subscribe free to get it:
open.substack.com/pub/insideme...
I spoke to half a dozen CDC officials about their impending decision on Trump's "deferred resignation" offer.
Rank-and-file employees not impressed, as least so far.
Deadline to decide is Feb 6.
Subscribe free to get it:
open.substack.com/pub/insideme...
February 4, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Tuesday morning's Inside Medicine:
I spoke to half a dozen CDC officials about their impending decision on Trump's "deferred resignation" offer.
Rank-and-file employees not impressed, as least so far.
Deadline to decide is Feb 6.
Subscribe free to get it:
open.substack.com/pub/insideme...
I spoke to half a dozen CDC officials about their impending decision on Trump's "deferred resignation" offer.
Rank-and-file employees not impressed, as least so far.
Deadline to decide is Feb 6.
Subscribe free to get it:
open.substack.com/pub/insideme...
I spend an inordinate amount of time thinking about being stuck in an uncomfortable seating situation in some sort of apocalyptic or refugee scenario.
February 1, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I spend an inordinate amount of time thinking about being stuck in an uncomfortable seating situation in some sort of apocalyptic or refugee scenario.
A revolution without intersectionality at is forefront is not a revolution. It is merely a transfer of power.
January 30, 2025 at 8:30 AM
A revolution without intersectionality at is forefront is not a revolution. It is merely a transfer of power.