it puts the sonos on the ponos
December 12, 2025 at 5:23 AM
it puts the sonos on the ponos
the borat sandal
October 25, 2025 at 3:34 PM
the borat sandal
millennials remember when a magnet looked like this
October 24, 2025 at 5:12 AM
millennials remember when a magnet looked like this
adolescence episode 3 but I’m in the background eating a sandwich doing a huge take to camera
October 6, 2025 at 4:47 AM
adolescence episode 3 but I’m in the background eating a sandwich doing a huge take to camera
When I was a kid my mom told me I couldn’t watch sex and the city because it’s a show for adults so when someone has to use the bathroom they just show them doing it and I was like well I guess I don’t want to see that
September 19, 2025 at 2:33 PM
When I was a kid my mom told me I couldn’t watch sex and the city because it’s a show for adults so when someone has to use the bathroom they just show them doing it and I was like well I guess I don’t want to see that
Nothing can convince me a british person knows what Seinfeld is
September 18, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Nothing can convince me a british person knows what Seinfeld is
People love to talk about whatever Walton Goggins or Taika Waititi are currently or about to be doing
September 9, 2025 at 5:24 AM
People love to talk about whatever Walton Goggins or Taika Waititi are currently or about to be doing
if I have to hear one more song by dua lipa I’m gonna dua lipa off a cliff
September 1, 2025 at 7:19 PM
if I have to hear one more song by dua lipa I’m gonna dua lipa off a cliff
insulting someone by saying they think they’re Siskel but they’re actually just Roeper
August 28, 2025 at 4:54 AM
insulting someone by saying they think they’re Siskel but they’re actually just Roeper
Sometimes I read my positive buyer feedback on ebay to feel better about myself
August 24, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Sometimes I read my positive buyer feedback on ebay to feel better about myself
woof smells like somebody just remembered the 90s in here
June 23, 2025 at 11:10 PM
woof smells like somebody just remembered the 90s in here
used to be you had to bring your teacher an apple now you gotta bring them an Apple COMPUTER!!
June 12, 2025 at 11:29 PM
used to be you had to bring your teacher an apple now you gotta bring them an Apple COMPUTER!!
That thing in ads where they move around the parts of a well known song so it sounds wrong makes me angry
June 11, 2025 at 8:27 PM
That thing in ads where they move around the parts of a well known song so it sounds wrong makes me angry
A planet that has long luxurious hair growing out of its surface like this
June 4, 2025 at 5:36 AM
A planet that has long luxurious hair growing out of its surface like this
Pity all the newborn babies out there that don’t know twitter is now called x
June 1, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Pity all the newborn babies out there that don’t know twitter is now called x
comic shops I love ya but stop telling me to “secure” my copy. I just wanna see what Superman’s up to. this doesn’t have to be a military operation
May 27, 2025 at 8:34 PM
comic shops I love ya but stop telling me to “secure” my copy. I just wanna see what Superman’s up to. this doesn’t have to be a military operation
How Blue Stitch Was ruined the original movie and I’m glad they fixed it
May 25, 2025 at 11:43 PM
How Blue Stitch Was ruined the original movie and I’m glad they fixed it
A video game where you do that squeezing through tight spaces to hide loading thing but it’s the whole game
April 30, 2025 at 6:49 PM
A video game where you do that squeezing through tight spaces to hide loading thing but it’s the whole game
as a stupid child I briefly glanced at the one piece logo once and thought for years it was called onep egg
April 30, 2025 at 12:48 AM
as a stupid child I briefly glanced at the one piece logo once and thought for years it was called onep egg
A horror movie called Jumpscare where people get jumpscared to death
April 27, 2025 at 2:43 PM
A horror movie called Jumpscare where people get jumpscared to death
a shirt with an arrow pointing up that says “this guy says unhinged a lot”
April 19, 2025 at 9:01 PM
a shirt with an arrow pointing up that says “this guy says unhinged a lot”
Somebody introduce Danny mcbride and Hideo kojima
April 18, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Somebody introduce Danny mcbride and Hideo kojima
When you see a curled up corner on a sticker it’s like rip here lies the spot where someone tried and failed to take this sticker off
April 5, 2025 at 2:34 AM
When you see a curled up corner on a sticker it’s like rip here lies the spot where someone tried and failed to take this sticker off