Passionate Frontshots
danielfive.bsky.social
Passionate Frontshots
@danielfive.bsky.social
I got a very personal thing going on
October 12, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Reposted by Passionate Frontshots
If I was part of Morpheus’ crew my name would be Gurch and I’d be the only one dressed like absolute shit, smelling bad too. “You think that’s B.O. you’re breathing?” Yes? I’m literally Gurch?
April 13, 2024 at 5:52 PM
True West should just continue into Space as a straight line, always leading to Jupiter. Cardinal Directions shouldn't follow the curvature of the Earth, they should just continue into Space as straight lines.
September 26, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Perverted Sith Lord stroking his shit and shooting insane rope in zero G 🔥
September 26, 2025 at 3:17 PM
First thing I'm doing when I wake up tomorrow
September 26, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Last night your girl let me put my whole leg in
September 16, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Never forget who still calls the shots.
September 16, 2025 at 3:06 PM
September 16, 2025 at 3:04 PM
🚨🚨🚨The Left needs Psykers 🚨🚨🚨

Irony Leftist males should begin dedicating their lives to learning Astral Projection.
September 16, 2025 at 3:04 PM
In the original cut of Goodfellas there's a scene where Henry Hill and the boys whack Jimmy Two-Times but they had to get rid of it because the scene was too disturbing
May 23, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Showering with my lawyer to save money on utilities
May 23, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Let's bring these guys back using science.
May 23, 2025 at 9:36 AM
March 11, 2025 at 3:24 PM
When Bob Dylan said 'How does it feel' I felt that
March 11, 2025 at 3:23 PM
(cynically) Okay... But does 'John Wick' have any ideas or opinions of his own..?
March 11, 2025 at 3:23 PM
My driver is such a good listener, there's truly nothing like going on a journey with my driver! And I LOVE my driver's car 🤩
March 11, 2025 at 3:22 PM
None of my homies look after their stuff. None of us maintain any of our shit , we just let it wear down until we have to buy a new one 😎 We don't give a fuck man 🖕 Where we come from we build all our shit on sand bro we don't even care 😂😂😂
March 11, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Tread lightly, muchacho. For you have entered the domain of the Hispanomancer
March 11, 2025 at 3:19 PM
*Nods my head Darkly to the music*
March 11, 2025 at 3:18 PM
If I'm talking to you: leave me the f*ck alone.

Seriously. Just let me do my thing, if we're conversing.
March 11, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Are any of you guys 'cooked'? Anyone here 'washed'? Is it 'over' for any of you guys? Let me know 👍
March 11, 2025 at 3:15 PM
When the data tells a different story >>>
March 11, 2025 at 3:15 PM
The planet Mars is visible in the night sky at the moment. Wish it wasn't, but it is.
March 11, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I'm always producing healthy jets of urine when I Piss. I take this to mean that my urinary system as a whole is working fine ☺️ I've had health concerns in other personal area of my body, sure, but as urination goes? The process has always felt pretty reliable.

Enjoyable, even.
March 11, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Imagining a guy working in Japan as one of those professional friends for hire. The 'USB Ronin' is named so on account of his fabled memory stick full of perfect media fit to facilitate the intended vibe at any hangout-level occasion.. at the client's discretion of course..
March 11, 2025 at 3:14 PM