Wait till @hunbothered.bsky.social gets a load of my newest Instagram story she's going to laugh! 😂🤣

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!

Why did the scarecrow become a motivational speaker? He was outstanding in his field!

Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because the light attracts bugs.

Why did the astronaut break up with their partner? They needed space!

Why’s a Dalmatian bad at hide-and-seek?
Those spots are like a galaxy—impossible to miss!

What do Dalmatians call their favorite DJ?
Bark J—spinning tracks like Woof Speed all night!

Why did the Dalmatian join a space crew?
It wanted to be the first pup to chase cosmic bones on the moon!

I always pay my credit card bill on the statement date as soon as I see your card statement is ready. My credit card is scheduled and paid, and I just get the statement in the mail with the balance, and it's already been paid off! 😊

it used to $16.99 $14.99 for new releases of DVD movies with blu ray being a bit more now it's $26.92 or $24.something for a DVD movie plus sales tax and the cost of lube in case you need to bend over for the sales associate!

I got into it with a Walmart associate over the price of a DVD movie they wouldn't let me pay for it using two separate gift cards so I said to her why Don't you Just get a tube of lube and I'll bend over for you inflation is ridiculous especially for a DVD movie end of rant!

am I okay, am I okay? No, no, I'm Not Okay my feelings are hurt, and I need a hug. I'd also like to be in a relationship, and I want to get laid!

@itslenaleon.bsky.social welcome to bluesky!

@mikaaameeks.bsky.social hope you don't mind that I followed I follow you on X my name is Daniel feel free to follow me!

@myseasonreason.bsky.social excellent business page!

@negativetendencies.bsky.social welcome

Thank you, Nasa! 😊

@adgirlmm.bsky.social hey there you are I've been looking all over for you and finally found you!

I don't know why everyone complained about The Crow re-make with Bill skarsgard. I really enjoyed watching the movie. I thought it was really good!

@milliextwitter.bsky.social welcome

@hunbothered.bsky.social welcome I just Joined I am right with you Twitter is a damn Joke feel free to follow back I'm trying to find all my Twitter followers over here before I put in my papers on Twitter I don't want to put in my papers with Twitter and then can't find my Twitter followers here!

@lepapillonblue.bsky.social Hi I apologize for interrupting in the live I Just joined this app!