These phantoms are useless twats.

Has Jacob Marley visited yet?

Six foot Highlanders coughing up hairballs is quite a sight.

Christmas is the season of terrible jokes tbf

Was it pearfect?

Has Old Father Teign visited the children of Devon yet, with his sack of terrifying-yet-tawdry presents?

It’s the same with Google’s search. It was unquestionably the best in the world, used by everyone, and unassailable, and they chose to turn it into a steaming pile of garbage because sponsored results make more money.

Dominating the world online retail market wasn’t enough for them. They rigged their site so you had to pay to get your product viewed, and the payment is so high only products with a huge mark-up are profitable for the vendor. It’s monopolistic enshittification.

My guess is we’ll be five points from relegation in the end.

Every. Fucking. Game.

Normal for Preston.

Russell Brand Syndrome.

You are well hard.

I’ve basically given up everything vaguely naughty. I eat like a monk, and not the drunken Belgian variety.